Leather pants for sale on eBay:
These pants are in excellent condition. They were never taken on pirate expeditions. They weren’t worn onstage. They didn’t straddle a Harley, or a guy named Harley. They just hung there, sad and ignored, for a few presidencies.
Haircut tomorrow. I really need to do some clothes shopping and clean out my closet, but those rank high on the list of ook. FINALLY going to rent a steam cleaner and deal with my carpet. Grocery shopping for the stuff the store was out of earlier this week. Pay bills.
Jesse, is Warren Buffett married? IJS.
Ew. But also, I think he is? IIRC, he's not altogether "with" the wife, but he is married. I need to do research before I go.
Dang, I need a haircut bad. It's probably too late to get an appointment for tomorrow, though.
Are we suggesting that Jesse take one for the team, just so that we can finally buy that Buffista island?
Ah, now he's a widower: [link]
But still no.
She can take one, three, or however many it requires.
I would never suggest that the charming and delightful Jesse should be so generous.
BUT SHE HAS TO HIRE ME FIRST.
Jessica, that's hilarious. I like the questions the bidders have asked the seller too.