River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are. Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?

'Safe'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


dw - Oct 14, 2005 6:39:19 am PDT #6149 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

NEW JERSEY IS FLOODING.

No, GOD IS JUDGING NEW JERSEY.

I'm not sure what for, but I have it narrowed down to:

  • the Mafia having gays in it
  • Donald Trump's hairpieces
  • Atlantic City, on principle
  • The abomination that is the way the pronounce "mall"
  • Women building up their bangs with hairspray so they can reach heaven
  • God's just telling Kevin Smith, "Get on with making Clerks 2 already!"

Anyway, you're all being punished for one of the reasons listed above. Or something not listed.


sarameg - Oct 14, 2005 6:43:42 am PDT #6150 of 10002

I marvel at everyone who gets painkillers for post-dental stuff. Every major thing, they'd always be "take some tylenol! You can buy it in liquid if you can't swallow pills because we numbed your whole damned head!"

There's a reason I dislike dentistry.


Ginger - Oct 14, 2005 6:49:42 am PDT #6151 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Why is it that you people get pain killers and I get a bullet to bite on?


Jessica - Oct 14, 2005 6:52:58 am PDT #6152 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

That's one of the tradeoffs of getting your dental work done in the Old West.


sumi - Oct 14, 2005 6:54:19 am PDT #6153 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Frankenbuddha! I was thinking that same thing! Maybe Rachel is her long lost. . . baby sister.


Jesse - Oct 14, 2005 6:57:03 am PDT #6154 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Fucktards at the pharmacy said it will take an hour give me my vicodin.

Ow ow ow. Poor Scola! I'm annoyed at your dentist for not handing you sample drugs on your way out the door.


Jessica - Oct 14, 2005 6:58:01 am PDT #6155 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Someone needs to tell AccuWeather that after 4 days, "rain continues" is really not news enough for a Severe Weather Alert.


sarameg - Oct 14, 2005 7:00:46 am PDT #6156 of 10002

You guys, I think I'm seeing sunlight. Not filtered. There are sharp shadows and shit.


dw - Oct 14, 2005 7:00:53 am PDT #6157 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

OK, here's one I don't get:

In Washington state, you cannot sell pseudoephedrine-containing products over the counter anymore; you have to go to the pharmacist. So, the shelves are mostly clear of Sudafed-type products. But, here's the odd thing: Some of the "cocktail" type products (Dayquil, Nyquil) are still on the shelf -- but not all of them.

What's determining what stays on the shelf and what doesn't?


tommyrot - Oct 14, 2005 7:02:03 am PDT #6158 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What's determining what stays on the shelf and what doesn't?

It's decided by the Crank Gnomes.