Like yesterday, where all you had was cheese?
Kaylee: Captain seem a little funny to you at breakfast this morning? Wash: Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one.
'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 8:22:31 am PDT #5524 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Calli - Oct 12, 2005 8:22:55 am PDT #5525 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Basically, the player whose job it is to try to "hook" (grab, get control of) the ball with his/her feet when they're in the scrum (which is the chaotic-looking mob scene thing).
The one in the middle of the front line of the scrum, whose job it is to hook the ball with their feet as it gets rolled into the scrum and push it back out the tail end of the scrum. The ones to either side of the hooker are called props.
Done properly, the hooker sits on the shoulders of two middlerow people, one person per hip. Unlike the other two people in the first row, the hooker does not have someone reaching between his/her legs to grab at her waistband, either. It is a curiously virginal position to play.
Ahh, Buffistas. Source of all knowledge. Thanks!
sarameg - Oct 12, 2005 8:23:02 am PDT #5526 of 10002
Um, yeah.
tommyrot - Oct 12, 2005 8:23:05 am PDT #5527 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Project Manager Leaves Suicide PowerPoint Presentation
Onion story. I saw a link to it (with the above text) and I first thought it was real. I need more sleep.
PORTLAND, OR—Project manager Ron Butler left behind a 48-slide PowerPoint presentation explaining his tragic decision to commit suicide, coworkers reported Tuesday.
"When I first heard that Ron had swallowed an entire bottle of sleeping pills, I was shocked," said Hector Benitez, Butler's friend and coworker at Williams+Kennedy Marketing Consultants. "But after the team went through Ron's final PowerPoint presentation, I had a solid working knowledge of the pain he was feeling, his attempts to cope, and the reasons for his ultimate decision."
"I just wish he would've shot me an e-mail asking for help," Benitez added.
Butler broke his presentation into four categories: Assessment Of Current Situation, Apologies & Farewells, Will & Funeral Arrangements, and Final Thoughts.
msbelle - Oct 12, 2005 8:23:38 am PDT #5528 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I have cheese on my chicken parm, but I also have meat sauce on my ziti which makes it unedible por moi. They didn't tell me the sauce was meat. ptui. Oh, also cheese on my ceasar salad.
§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 8:23:41 am PDT #5529 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
BAD SARAMEG!
Jessica - Oct 12, 2005 8:23:52 am PDT #5530 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Project Manager Leaves Suicide PowerPoint Presentation
Isn't this an old article?
msbelle - Oct 12, 2005 8:24:47 am PDT #5531 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
SARA!! You need to eat better miss crankypants.
tommyrot - Oct 12, 2005 8:25:40 am PDT #5532 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Isn't this an old article?
Oh yeah. "February 9, 2005." Sorry 'bout that.
sarameg - Oct 12, 2005 8:27:18 am PDT #5533 of 10002
WHY?!
I'm getting my calcium this way, damnit.
I've got to go grocery shopping after work ( TO BUY MORE CHEESE FOR LUNCH) and think I'll also get some grocery-store-gourmet tomato-basil soup and some of that fat-rice-shaped pasta and mix them together. And then take a tagmet so all the acidity doesn't make me ill. But still! Real food.