I have a baby shower gift question. (Actually, I think this might be my first baby shower. Huh.) They're registered for a bunch of practical things that I'm sure they'll actually need, but I'm so much more inclined to get them a pile of cute onesies from Old Navy and a book or two. Would that be wrong?

Nope. A gift is a gift is a gift. Registries are tools, not commands.

Maybe something smallish off the registry plus a book or two. I always give books to kids!

Boss is out of town all week at meetings. Once again I am the sole technical support for our two sites in town. This means I get dragged away from a desk creaking under paperwork to go plug in network lines.

Le sigh.

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oh my.

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Hello, nurse!

My favorite part of that picture, aside from the eyes and the thumb in the mouth and the *tongue* and the arms, is that little strip of skin between the shirt and the pants.

Edit: Oh, and the hair. I like the hair.

In the dictionary, that should be the picture next to tousle. At the very least.

oh my.

Who is that?