I wouldn't even know how to choose a pseudonym, like Susan. I will never be able to be a spy, because I can't choose the name that will be used to hide my real name and make my identity secret.

James T. Kirk. They only play covers of James Brown, T(helonius Monk), and Roland Kirk.

When pop-cultures collide.

It doesn't count when you're married to the bartender.

And oddly, not the one I'm usually blocking. I have issues with my female friends dating my male friends, at least if the guy has been a friend for a while. It ends badly and I'm expected to never talk to them again, or at least put up with the trash talking about them.

In fairness, I am friends with some flaky, womanizing, committment phobes, but I like them just fine since I know better than to try and date them.

Y'all need to help me with a name, or I'm asking the drag queens at the bar, and nobody wants that.

Oh. Hey. Try the Drag Queen Name Generator.

Former pet's name? Old street name? Old car name? Or some combination?

Pheobe Courtisan

Not too shabby. A little pretentious though.

Delta Dawn?

Pets- Owen, Mustard, Batman, Daisy Jane, Phoebe, Sabrina, Maxine, and Ozymandias.

Streets- Jewella, Smitherman, Bayou, Colombia, Northwest Highway, Henderson, and current street

Cars- The Time, Loc, Grover and Kate

So we're thinking Ozymandias Northwest Time, clearly.

When pop-cultures collide.

That's where I live.

So we're thinking Ozymandias Northwest Time, clearly.

As if! Batman Jewella Loc!

Phoebe

Hmm, that name already appeared in two of your relevant posts, right?