You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


dw - Oct 09, 2005 1:58:49 pm PDT #4719 of 10002
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OMG. Clemens is swinging for the fences. He wants to go home.


DXMachina - Oct 09, 2005 2:00:06 pm PDT #4720 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Home run!!!!!!!!!!!!

(But not Clemens. Chris Burke.)


dw - Oct 09, 2005 2:00:36 pm PDT #4721 of 10002
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Ballgame. Just short of six hours.


dw - Oct 09, 2005 2:02:04 pm PDT #4722 of 10002
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The Braves had 18 LOB. That's not good.


DXMachina - Oct 09, 2005 2:02:51 pm PDT #4723 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Damn, Clemens just picked up Burke like he was a rag doll or something.


Jesse - Oct 09, 2005 2:02:52 pm PDT #4724 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Roger Clemens is hitting? That's not right.

I mean, right?


DXMachina - Oct 09, 2005 2:03:55 pm PDT #4725 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

He hit twice. Also, he hit all season. It's the National League. They still remember that the pitcher is supposed to bat.


Jesse - Oct 09, 2005 2:04:44 pm PDT #4726 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Crazy National League with the hitting pitchers. Who came up with that kind of crazy talk?


§ ita § - Oct 09, 2005 2:05:31 pm PDT #4727 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I googled "fluffer" to see if the web cared about any non-porn interpretations, and NSM. But I did find this store which sells a cool-assed pendant that I'm coveting the hell out of.


dw - Oct 09, 2005 2:06:35 pm PDT #4728 of 10002
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Pitchers not hitting is an American League thing. They've been hitting in the NL since 1876.