I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 07, 2005 5:04:38 am PDT #4129 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would lie too. I would lie to my parents also.


msbelle - Oct 07, 2005 5:05:19 am PDT #4130 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

and maybe I make these promises to her because I am at ill at ease and do not realize it....A string of sirens just went by our building, honking horns and blaring and everything in my body started going faster.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 07, 2005 5:13:39 am PDT #4131 of 10002
What is even happening?

My sentimental love is reserved for cop show theme songs.

Aren't they all instrumentals?

When I would run out of songs to sing to the kids when they were babies, I used to sing The Brady Bunch theme, and sometimes the one from Gilligan's Island.

You could download them, legally, right now. In fact I am listening to the Gilligan's Island theme right now, aifg. When I was babysitting my cousin's baby (before I was a mother) and ran out of things to sing, I would sing Springsteen's Thunder Road.

Oh, dear me. The Charles in Charge song is every bit as cloying as I remember it.

When the boys you used to hate you date / I guess you best investigate / the facts of life...

Oh, now Julia's dancing to the Fresh Prince theme. Cutie.


brenda m - Oct 07, 2005 5:17:38 am PDT #4132 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I can see me taking up krav sooner than I can see me following behind a dog, bearing a pooper-scooper and plastic bag. That leaves me with getting a cat.

See, I'd much rather deal with it outside than in my house.

Now I'm all Welcome Back Kotter earwormed. Not that that's a bad thing.


juliana - Oct 07, 2005 5:18:07 am PDT #4133 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Oh, now Julia's dancing to the Fresh Prince theme. Cutie.

Good lord, I remember all of the lyrics to that. Why????!?


msbelle - Oct 07, 2005 5:19:38 am PDT #4134 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

because will smith is a lyrical genius?


§ ita § - Oct 07, 2005 5:20:16 am PDT #4135 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Aren't they all instrumentals?

I don't know, but is that a problem?


Vortex - Oct 07, 2005 5:23:11 am PDT #4136 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Waste of a perfectly good alligator and snake, if you ask me.

I mean, the bags and shoes alone!


Topic!Cindy - Oct 07, 2005 5:24:38 am PDT #4137 of 10002
What is even happening?

I can see me taking up krav sooner than I can see me following behind a dog, bearing a pooper-scooper and plastic bag. That leaves me with getting a cat.

See, I'd much rather deal with it outside than in my house.

Oh, I forgot part of my Why-My-Kids-Are-Denied-Pets True Confession. I would have an outdoor cat. And at this house, that might be a problem. We have the occasional coyote, and I've seen a fox. Also, even though we're in a residential neighborhood, we're not at all far from the highway.

I hate litter boxes and wouldn't have one for any reason but to train a kitty to go outside.


Lee - Oct 07, 2005 5:26:34 am PDT #4138 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Has Wired been reviewing sex toys long?

The firm has a Wired subscription, so that one of the older partners can read it. I think I may need brain bleach from here on out.