Good luck. Try not to kill people. Hands! Hands!

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Oct 07, 2005 5:19:38 am PDT #4134 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

because will smith is a lyrical genius?


§ ita § - Oct 07, 2005 5:20:16 am PDT #4135 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Aren't they all instrumentals?

I don't know, but is that a problem?


Vortex - Oct 07, 2005 5:23:11 am PDT #4136 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Waste of a perfectly good alligator and snake, if you ask me.

I mean, the bags and shoes alone!


Topic!Cindy - Oct 07, 2005 5:24:38 am PDT #4137 of 10002
What is even happening?

I can see me taking up krav sooner than I can see me following behind a dog, bearing a pooper-scooper and plastic bag. That leaves me with getting a cat.

See, I'd much rather deal with it outside than in my house.

Oh, I forgot part of my Why-My-Kids-Are-Denied-Pets True Confession. I would have an outdoor cat. And at this house, that might be a problem. We have the occasional coyote, and I've seen a fox. Also, even though we're in a residential neighborhood, we're not at all far from the highway.

I hate litter boxes and wouldn't have one for any reason but to train a kitty to go outside.


Lee - Oct 07, 2005 5:26:34 am PDT #4138 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Has Wired been reviewing sex toys long?

The firm has a Wired subscription, so that one of the older partners can read it. I think I may need brain bleach from here on out.


§ ita § - Oct 07, 2005 5:26:55 am PDT #4139 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You should totally take up krav, though.


brenda m - Oct 07, 2005 5:28:47 am PDT #4140 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Our cats have always been outdoor, but they still need a litter box.

Or maybe they've just hoodwinked us into thinking so. Hmmm.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 07, 2005 5:30:42 am PDT #4141 of 10002
What is even happening?

Good lord, I remember all of the lyrics to that. Why????!?

I think I might have been too old. Will Smith was on my radar from his musical career, and acting career, because he's such a hottie, but I don't think I watched the show more than a handful of times.

Yes, I was too old. Imdb confirms the show aired from '90-'96. I was 23-29. In '94 I got married. In '96 I had my first baby. Chris is dancing to the Fresh Prince theme, now. Hee.

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8...

I don't know, but is that a problem?

Yes. The genius of sitcom TV theme songs is that they have these evilly catchy lyrics, and you humiliate yourself singing them, because they are so inane.

I mean, the bags and shoes alone!

suh-nerk!

You should totally take up krav, though.

Oh, no no no. No no no. I wouldn't hit back kids who hit me, when I was little. I wouldn't hit them back when my mother (who'd taught me not to hit) begged me to do. All my krav belong to you. I'm thinking Yoga might be more my style, or possible Tai Chi.


tommyrot - Oct 07, 2005 5:31:12 am PDT #4142 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We always had 3-12 outdoor cats on the farm. We had to be sure to cover up the grist bin and tightly close the burlaps bags of bran to prevent the cats from using those.

In retrospect, having to occasionally remove cat shit from cow feed sounds pretty gross.


sarameg - Oct 07, 2005 5:31:36 am PDT #4143 of 10002

Cindy, you don't want a cat.

I woke to 4 fake mice denting my skin this morning. And a cat sleeping on my head. And [link] makes me laugh.