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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 06, 2005 10:12:15 am PDT #3945 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

man, I have really liked Al Gore since he "lost" the election. Wish he showed us more of this side of him when he was running.

Wrod.

Also, be careful reading the following - your head might explode:

In a talk honoring the William F. Buckley and the National Review today, George W. Bush said that "sometimes it's hard to be a leader because you hear all kinds of voices."

At first, we thought maybe the president was referring to the listening device that Bush may or may not have been wearing during last year's debate. But John Aravosis at AMERICAblog has come across another possibility: In a three-part documentary that begins next week on the BBC, Palestinian foreign minister Nabil Shaath says this about a meeting he had with Bush in June 2003. "President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan." And I did. And then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq . . . " And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, "Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East." And by God, I'm gonna do it.'"

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Jesse - Oct 06, 2005 10:12:52 am PDT #3946 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Now I have "The Lady Is A Tramp" in my head, of course.


dw - Oct 06, 2005 10:14:07 am PDT #3947 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

And then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq . . . " And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, "Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East." And by God, I'm gonna do it.'"

Dear God,

In the future, you might want to consider INCLUDING EXIT STRATEGIES when talking to Dubya.

Hugs, dw


Jessica - Oct 06, 2005 10:14:49 am PDT #3948 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Thankfully, I'm completely missing the food-poisoning-association gene -- if a week in the hospital with invasive salmonella couldn't put me off any of the foods I ate that day, nothing will.


§ ita § - Oct 06, 2005 10:14:57 am PDT #3949 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita ated too much pork!

My game plan was wrong -- I started inside out, and by the time I knew I should stop, I'd barely eaten the lovely encrusted outsides. And then there was the sushi! Not great sushi, but I have a terrible craving these days.


dw - Oct 06, 2005 10:15:29 am PDT #3950 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

Thanks all for the alumni advice. Sadly, I don't think they "get it," and we're about to embark on one of those silly projects that no one ends up using.


msbelle - Oct 06, 2005 10:17:24 am PDT #3951 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

everyone likes monkeys [link]


amych - Oct 06, 2005 10:19:11 am PDT #3952 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Hrrmph. Their top 20 monkey searches include neither finger monkeys nor monkey pants. What good are they?


tommyrot - Oct 06, 2005 10:20:36 am PDT #3953 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And a "grease monkey" isn't a monkey at all.


DavidS - Oct 06, 2005 10:21:22 am PDT #3954 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hrrmph. Their top 20 monkey searches include neither finger monkeys nor monkey pants. What good are they?

I was about to make this very complaint!