psst - Cashmere is a skipper, pass it on.
Has there been a claim that the kid is Cruise's?
When we landed here you said you needed a few days to get space worthy again and is there somethin' wrong with your bunk?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Oct 05, 2005 2:26:45 pm PDT #3702 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 2:27:42 pm PDT #3703 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Has there been a claim that the kid is Cruise's?
Maybe it was fathered by the same guy that cuckolded Cagle.
Cashmere - Oct 05, 2005 2:27:58 pm PDT #3704 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
psst - Cashmere is a skipper, pass it on.
Call me Skippy Skipperson.
Has there been a claim that the kid is Cruise's?
That's what they're saying.
Aims - Oct 05, 2005 2:30:07 pm PDT #3705 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
And in 9 months TomKat will have a bouncing baby clam!
A BEARDED clam.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 05, 2005 2:30:46 pm PDT #3706 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I think the whole point is that this should be Cruise's Real Kid, not another storebought adoptee model. He's most likely the biological father, though I have a healthy amount of skepticism about the delivery method.
P.M. Marc - Oct 05, 2005 2:34:01 pm PDT #3707 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
They can do wonderful things with turkey basters these days, as Matt points out.
tommyrot - Oct 05, 2005 2:35:03 pm PDT #3708 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Go Team Turkey Baster!
(Although in our case it was a little syringe.)
Steph L. - Oct 05, 2005 2:36:03 pm PDT #3709 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Has there been a claim that the kid is Cruise's?
Are we sure it isn't a Mary Tudor hysterical pregnancy thing?
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 2:38:13 pm PDT #3710 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, more likely three months, which means she got pregnant pretty quickly -- the people photo spread on the engagement is mid-June. What eager little bunnies.
World's most expensive things.
bon bon - Oct 05, 2005 2:44:19 pm PDT #3711 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Somewhere she said that she would remain a virgin until marriage; I suspect that remains true.