starts writing children's book called "The Many Adventures of Nutty and Her Underpants".
Chapter One: Underpants Go To Church
Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.
Anya ,'Showtime'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Oct 05, 2005 12:48:10 pm PDT #3676 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
dw - Oct 05, 2005 12:52:29 pm PDT #3677 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval
msbelle - Oct 05, 2005 12:52:36 pm PDT #3678 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
reason # 879 why I shouldn't be pregnant - strangers reaching out to touch my stomach would lead me to punch and or stun gun people on the subway.
People I don't know touching my kid will FREAK ME RIGHT THE FUCK OUT and I will reign down on their heads two completely normal sized fists.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 12:54:17 pm PDT #3679 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
reason # 879 why I shouldn't be pregnant
English is too wobbly. I thought this meant you were pregnant. For that crazy, pre-conscious second.
I'd hope that I could protect my (putatively) pregnant belly the way my hair seems to be currently protected. For those as slip through, the next reaction is panic. And then gratitude for their lives. And I wouldn't have to do anything.
bon bon - Oct 05, 2005 12:54:23 pm PDT #3680 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
reign down on their heads
Down?
Aims - Oct 05, 2005 12:54:46 pm PDT #3681 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
The strangers that touched my tummy were generally older, Hispanic women who patted my tummy, said something in Spanish and smiled at me. I didn't mind them. But then, I have almost no boundaries.
Sometimes, strangers will pat Em's head, but I don't mind that either. I am passing the no boundaries thing on.
However, continued pinching of her legs? Taser. A lot. And then kicking in the head.
msbelle - Oct 05, 2005 12:58:55 pm PDT #3682 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
whoa ho ho, that bon is hi-larious.
I got mad hop, yo.
DavidS - Oct 05, 2005 1:01:51 pm PDT #3683 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
A's manager Ken Macha will not return.
Huh, indeed.
I think Jesse could easily find a starfish pin to add to her Prince ensemble, and a coffee cup could be readily filled with Kristal as necessary.
The raspberry beret is the main thing. And you can go as the Prince Songbook.
(originally typed "Snogbook" - Jesse wishes!)
msbelle - Oct 05, 2005 1:02:31 pm PDT #3684 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I thought this meant you were pregnant. For that crazy, pre-conscious second
well, obviously, no. But were that the case the sentence would have been:
reason # 879 why I shouldn't be pregnant - I'm not prepared to become a religious icon.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 1:05:29 pm PDT #3685 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I, on the other hand, am perfectly okay with being a religious icon, but all told, would rather a raucous and thriving sex life.
If I had to choose.