Angel: Just admit it: you think you're gonna ride in, save the day, and sweep Buffy off her--Spike: Like you're not thinking the same thing. Angel: I'm already seeing somebody. Spike: What, dog girl?

'The Girl in Question'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Oct 05, 2005 12:16:41 pm PDT #3663 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I thought at first that by Interpol, you meant the band and wondered what the problem was.

Interpol the band is welcome to chat me up. My past treatment at international border crossings leads me to believe that Interpol the organization has been circulating my description.


Betsy HP - Oct 05, 2005 12:17:39 pm PDT #3664 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

"Incredibly hot woman standing at an angle that clearly demonstrates her immunity to gravity"?


msbelle - Oct 05, 2005 12:24:16 pm PDT #3665 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

anyone other than a very close friend and/or my brother who attempts to engage me in any way while I am crying will meet my VERY LOUD self with extra rage as a free bonus. Seriously? What the hell is wrong with people?


bon bon - Oct 05, 2005 12:26:02 pm PDT #3666 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

These women had the best of intentions, even if I didn't appreciate them. Without going into too much detail, I didn't want to piss them off because I didn't know who they were.


msbelle - Oct 05, 2005 12:33:20 pm PDT #3667 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

the road to annoying me can very well be paved with good intentions. ijs.


Nutty - Oct 05, 2005 12:35:12 pm PDT #3668 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Anybody who asked me to pray would receive a request that they hand over their underwear forthwith. I have discovered, when trying to explain why religious intrusivism is so uncomfortable, that equating religion with underwear works very well.

Sure, you might let your best friend wear your bra. Your SO might like to see you in a particular thong. But if a total stranger walked up to you and started offering you his/her underpants, you would think that person was a frightening weirdo, and you would be right.

And that is why metaphors are good.


msbelle - Oct 05, 2005 12:39:21 pm PDT #3669 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

wha huh


bon bon - Oct 05, 2005 12:41:01 pm PDT #3670 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I have discovered, when trying to explain why religious intrusivism is so uncomfortable, that equating religion with underwear works very well.

Between this and the underpants gnomes I think many of Nutty's metaphors start with underwear. IJS.


Sparky1 - Oct 05, 2005 12:42:01 pm PDT #3671 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

I once worked at a job in a Catholic hospital. When I handed in my two week notice (after the boss totally screwed me on vacation days she owed to me) a co-worker told me that the boss was holding prayer sessions during the days when I wasn't there to pray I would stay. When I said my final goodbye to her, and she admitted that she'd prayed I would change my mind, I told her, "God and I both say 'No.'"


Nutty - Oct 05, 2005 12:43:33 pm PDT #3672 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I totally did not make up the underpants gnomes. You will have to blame someone else for that piece of brilliance that I just happened to glom onto.

I mean, I enjoy the word "underpants," the way I enjoy words like "bloviate" and "mendacity" and "illumination," but the coincidence of my own metaphor and the underpants gnomes is merely coincidence.

My metaphor does not make any sense unless it is about underwear; therefore, I propose that the underpants gnomes become sock gnomes.