Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Oct 04, 2005 6:48:55 pm PDT #3393 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh, no, I'm sure that I did. I couldn't do more than get the information and pass it on. I'm just sad that it didn't all happen in time. I had no idea how little time there was.


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2005 6:48:59 pm PDT #3394 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You did the things under your control, Allyson. That's all you can. Man, that's rough.


P.M. Marc - Oct 04, 2005 7:13:04 pm PDT #3395 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

They probably didn't know how little time there was, either. Damn, that's a heartbreaking situation.


Emily - Oct 04, 2005 7:22:19 pm PDT #3396 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

an analog clock face

Not so much with the calculator part that I was looking for, though... It's cool. I just converted back and forth. I feel certain this assignment wasn't supposed to take quite so long -- was it really necessary that in addition to computing the angles using Ptolemy's formula, we also had to do the fractional part in base 60? Argh. Next up: calculus with the parabola. Ew.

Allyson, er, I'm trying to think of something to say that they didn't already. That's very sad.


dw - Oct 04, 2005 7:41:55 pm PDT #3397 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

Alton Brown style microwave popcorn totally rules, and it's mega-cheap compared to store-bought microwave popcorn. Although I'm running out of staples.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 04, 2005 7:44:39 pm PDT #3398 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Ouch. That's sad, Allyson.

I am now leaving work for my 90 minute drive home.


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2005 7:47:45 pm PDT #3399 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Someone tell me that next week's GG won't be as crap as this week. What's up with Lorelai? I can see Rory acting like a bit of an ass, but she's the more sensible one in this scenario, by far. It's alienating me.

Drive safely, Matt. That's a hell of a work day.


Burrell - Oct 04, 2005 7:56:29 pm PDT #3400 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Allyson, that is so sad. What a... what a... damn.


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2005 8:19:25 pm PDT #3401 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

In somewhat perplexing news:

A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM CHRIS CAGLE
October 3rd, 2005

To All My Loyal Music Fans:

"As many of you are aware, I had been anxiously awaiting the addition of a new baby to my life. The baby has been born and both mother and child are in good health. Since the birth, however, we have discovered that biologically, the child is not mine.

As excited as I was about becoming a new father, my disappointment is equally as strong. So out of respect for all that are involved, please allow this situation to remain private and know that I will not be commenting further on this very personal matter. I'm thanking you in advance for your kind cooperation and understanding."

I'm not sure -- am I violating his privacy by reposting this?


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2005 8:22:14 pm PDT #3402 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh my.

Seems to me to be a very polite fuck-you to his wife, or whatever.

Or maybe he knew it might not have been his before the baby was born?