It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Sep 23, 2005 8:45:20 am PDT #337 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

What did you end up wearing, Allyson?

Dark blue jeans, a black poet blouse and satin chinese slippers with little pink flowers stitched on them.

And an orange sparkly flower in my hair.

I felt okay. Some of the fans dressed up in, er, costume, and I think maybe that was silly. It was silly. I'm not going to waffle about it.

Cutest moment was when a fellow fan whispered in my ear, "Allyson, you've been to these sorts of Hollywood things before, right?"

I said yes.

She said, "Are there always a group of half naked blond women giggling and flirting and trying to get attention from anyone in the business?"

I said yes.

She said, "I saw two men holding hands. That's the way it should be, like no one should care about it, but I've never seen it happen."

I smiled and said yes.

I would have sat with her the whole time. She was just sort of quietly watching everything and taking it all in, and had the best things to say.


flea - Sep 23, 2005 8:46:23 am PDT #338 of 10002
information libertarian

Aww, Nutty, I went to that article thinking I was going to read about baseball players actually throwing each other under buses. Now I will mope.

Dear Hec, while Emmett is undoubtedly the best 9 near old evah, aren't you worried about spoiling him? Signed, didn't get a shuffle and a bike for MY birthday, damn it.


Betsy HP - Sep 23, 2005 8:47:15 am PDT #339 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

and I'm not sure if something was wrong with the pill, since it seemed smaller than usual (blister pack you basically have to lick the quick-dissolving pill out of)

I took that one once. Maxalt? Orange thingy?


§ ita § - Sep 23, 2005 8:48:13 am PDT #340 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Some of the fans dressed up in, er, costume, and I think maybe that was silly.

FTR, my coat was RED, not brown.

"Are there always a group of half naked blond women giggling and flirting and trying to get attention from anyone in the business?"

Welcome to LA...

FTR, I was neither half-naked nor giggling.

I took that one once. Maxalt? Orange thingy?

Mine's white, but yeah, Maxalt. It works more often than Imitrex, though less thoroughly.


Nutty - Sep 23, 2005 8:48:51 am PDT #341 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

thinking I was going to read about baseball players actually throwing each other under buses.

No, that would be Carl Everett. t /insider Red Sox joke circa 2001

I tend to buy myself presents for my birthday. Like, a computer! Which, in the process of stockign with software, I discovered that I could download iTunes for free. In fact, I had to, because it was bundled in with Quicktime.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 23, 2005 8:51:12 am PDT #342 of 10002
What is even happening?

It is to whoa. Rafael Palmeiro attempted to throw his teammate Miguel Tejada under the bus. And failed.
Oh. A metaphorical bus. Maybe I can get my jaw off the floor now, if not completely closed.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 23, 2005 8:51:49 am PDT #343 of 10002
What is even happening?

No, that would be Carl Everett.

*snerk*


Connie Neil - Sep 23, 2005 8:54:05 am PDT #344 of 10002
brillig

Polish typists must be the most nimble in the world. Typing names like Rodziewiczowna and Przybysz all the time could only make you very dexterous.


Nutty - Sep 23, 2005 8:59:23 am PDT #345 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

You would really really be surprised. I'm no nimble typist -- as anyone who has been on AIM with me can attest -- but, given the motivation, I can spell Yastrzemski corerctly nine times out of ten.

Coach K from Duke, NSM, but I'm not a basketball fan.


Kalshane - Sep 23, 2005 9:00:48 am PDT #346 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Oh. A metaphorical bus. Maybe I can get my jaw off the floor now, if not completely closed.

I was in the same mental place.