This is my boat. They're part of my crew. No one's getting left. Best you get used to that.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2005 11:54:36 am PDT #3281 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Argh! The boobs of dooooomm! Run for your lives!


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2005 11:56:28 am PDT #3282 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's an ep of CSI!

They had a poker ep, didn't they, with eyedrops?

Still, breasts are way funnier.


Allyson - Oct 04, 2005 11:57:23 am PDT #3283 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It's not working. My dream is circling the bowl.


Gudanov - Oct 04, 2005 12:00:27 pm PDT #3284 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

I think you're super and pretty.


Toddson - Oct 04, 2005 12:01:10 pm PDT #3285 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

So ... even if you DON'T kiss them on the lips you're not safe?


Jesse - Oct 04, 2005 12:01:39 pm PDT #3286 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

They had a poker ep, didn't they, with eyedrops?

Yeah, but it was really about the candy. Unless I'm conflating.

Allyson, this is probably cheesy and possibly unhelpful, but you only need one yes.


sarameg - Oct 04, 2005 12:04:30 pm PDT #3287 of 10002

Jesse's braver about being cheesy than I. But what she said.


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2005 12:08:08 pm PDT #3288 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

it was really about the candy

Yes, I think it was. And Warrick looking angsty.

Allyson, this is probably cheesy and possibly unhelpful, but you only need one yes.

I think you're two for two, Jesse. Allyson - you just got started on the making the dream reality. Don't flush it yet.

In validating the lyrics for my new tagline, I came across the dumbest section of a site (yes, the dumbest. Ever. I swear). It's like a convention of the overly literal. I mean, someone bothered to post on a web site that the lines "I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love" don't make sense? Some people need to fear looking stupid more.


le nubian - Oct 04, 2005 12:08:19 pm PDT #3289 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

ita, in one memorable episode of CSI, the prostitutes put some drugs on their nipples, but the skin absorbed the drugs so they and the johns were passed out.


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2005 12:08:58 pm PDT #3290 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

in one memorable episode of CSI, the prostitutes put some drugs on their nipples, but the skin absorbed the drugs so they and the johns were passed out

Usually I'm so alert for nipple refs on TV too. I can't believe I blanked that.