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Two steaming cups of chocolate goodness. Courtesy of whomever I swiped it from out of the cupboard.

Ben ,'The Killer In Me'

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§ ita § - Oct 04, 2005 11:53:07 am PDT #3278 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Here's something to cheer you up, Allyson:

Half a dozen Mexico City prostitutes have been arrested for using eye drops containing a sleep-inducing drug to knock out and rob their clients, leaving at least five men dead, a newspaper said on Monday.

...

One 39-year-old man who survived his ordeal and woke up giddy and missing his wallet, said he was careful not to let his drink out of his sight -- but unwittingly ingested the drug after the sex worker secretly applied it to her nipples.

Also, you're not sitting next to the same person I'm sitting next to. Trust me -- this should lift your mood with giddy gratitude.

le nubian - Oct 04, 2005 11:53:53 am PDT #3279 of 10002

"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

That's an ep of CSI!

brenda m - Oct 04, 2005 11:54:00 am PDT #3280 of 10002

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hah! Oh, that is funny.

tommyrot - Oct 04, 2005 11:54:36 am PDT #3281 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Argh! The boobs of dooooomm! Run for your lives!

§ ita § - Oct 04, 2005 11:56:28 am PDT #3282 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's an ep of CSI!

They had a poker ep, didn't they, with eyedrops?

Still, breasts are way funnier.

Allyson - Oct 04, 2005 11:57:23 am PDT #3283 of 10002

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It's not working. My dream is circling the bowl.

Gudanov - Oct 04, 2005 12:00:27 pm PDT #3284 of 10002

Coding and Sleeping

I think you're super and pretty.

Toddson - Oct 04, 2005 12:01:10 pm PDT #3285 of 10002

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

So ... even if you DON'T kiss them on the lips you're not safe?

Jesse - Oct 04, 2005 12:01:39 pm PDT #3286 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

They had a poker ep, didn't they, with eyedrops?

Yeah, but it was really about the candy. Unless I'm conflating.

Allyson, this is probably cheesy and possibly unhelpful, but you only need one yes.

sarameg - Oct 04, 2005 12:04:30 pm PDT #3287 of 10002

Jesse's braver about being cheesy than I. But what she said.

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