Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2005 7:28:39 am PDT #3174 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Kirk and Spock share an intimate moment: [link]

You know, I could really use a photo of Darth Vader strangling Elmo right about now

"But, Elmo intercepted no transmissions..."

[link]

edit because sometimes I can spell


msbelle - Oct 04, 2005 7:29:33 am PDT #3175 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

type of NYC girl that makes me roll my eyes forEVER...

in elevator going down having a discussion of what chickpeas were, #1 not sure she knew & #2 trying to explain them and saying that chopping them up with parsley and then frying them was yummy. I assume the word falafel had been used prior to getting into the elevator.

in elevator going back up one of their cell phones rings with the theme to "Sex and the City". Of course it did. Twhap!


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2005 7:32:56 am PDT #3176 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Daily Show to air in the UK
Nick sez, "The Daily Show is to be shown in the UK (albeit on a one day delay, maybe while they FedEx the tapes!) on new digital station More4, starting next Monday."

OK, this link works

gah! It keeps putting a <b> tag at the end of the link


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2005 7:47:20 am PDT #3177 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You really don't like wet socks

They can totally ruin an afternoon.

Also, Jesse, please don't call my sister a slut. Not without sleeping with her, anyway.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 04, 2005 7:48:13 am PDT #3178 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Noooooooooooooo!

Sprint Hunk gets a pink slip.


Jesse - Oct 04, 2005 7:49:39 am PDT #3179 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, Jesse, please don't call my sister a slut.

I didn't call her anything.


sarameg - Oct 04, 2005 7:52:11 am PDT #3180 of 10002

Wool socks make wet socks so much more bearable. Unfortunately, wool makes me itch.

Jesse, stop being mean to ita's sister!


Theodosia - Oct 04, 2005 7:57:13 am PDT #3181 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

think the best thing to do would be to have a smooth floor with thousands of tiny holes in it which high-pressure air is forced through. Then everyone sits on large cushioned air-hockey pucks....

Clearly, current buildings would be more exciting if only tommyrot had chosen architecture school way back when.


Dana - Oct 04, 2005 7:58:11 am PDT #3182 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The vending machine in the office is out of order. Clearly, I have to flee the building and seek my caffeine elsewhere.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 04, 2005 8:00:13 am PDT #3183 of 10002
What is even happening?

Well, the floor isn't making my ass twitch. That's about all today has going for it.
The other day didn't even have that going for it though, right?