I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2005 7:47:20 am PDT #3177 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You really don't like wet socks

They can totally ruin an afternoon.

Also, Jesse, please don't call my sister a slut. Not without sleeping with her, anyway.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 04, 2005 7:48:13 am PDT #3178 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Noooooooooooooo!

Sprint Hunk gets a pink slip.


Jesse - Oct 04, 2005 7:49:39 am PDT #3179 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, Jesse, please don't call my sister a slut.

I didn't call her anything.


sarameg - Oct 04, 2005 7:52:11 am PDT #3180 of 10002

Wool socks make wet socks so much more bearable. Unfortunately, wool makes me itch.

Jesse, stop being mean to ita's sister!


Theodosia - Oct 04, 2005 7:57:13 am PDT #3181 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

think the best thing to do would be to have a smooth floor with thousands of tiny holes in it which high-pressure air is forced through. Then everyone sits on large cushioned air-hockey pucks....

Clearly, current buildings would be more exciting if only tommyrot had chosen architecture school way back when.


Dana - Oct 04, 2005 7:58:11 am PDT #3182 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The vending machine in the office is out of order. Clearly, I have to flee the building and seek my caffeine elsewhere.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 04, 2005 8:00:13 am PDT #3183 of 10002
What is even happening?

Well, the floor isn't making my ass twitch. That's about all today has going for it.
The other day didn't even have that going for it though, right?


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2005 8:00:34 am PDT #3184 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Clearly, current buildings would be more exciting if only tommyrot had chosen architecture school way back when.

Heh.

Also, TV would be more exciting if I could write TV shows. Years ago I came up with a ST:TNG episode - the Enterprise blows up 10 minutes into the episode, and the entire rest of the episode is just a black screen (with breaks for commercials, of course).


shrift - Oct 04, 2005 8:02:18 am PDT #3185 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Clearly, I have to flee the building and seek my caffeine elsewhere.

Run, Dana. RUN LIKE THE WIND.


Allyson - Oct 04, 2005 8:02:49 am PDT #3186 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm getting very stomach-achey about the book proposal. I know it hasn't been out long, but I can't seem to get my head into a rational place about it. I'm so nervous and uncalm.