Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 03, 2005 5:29:00 pm PDT #3060 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I admit, the question on the gullibility tinfoil-hat quiz about cattle being fed chicken poo is really grossing me out. I'd like to know how widespread that is, or if it's been banned.

Actually, they only use the finest chicken poo, hand picked and flown in from Venezuela....


tommyrot - Oct 03, 2005 5:32:06 pm PDT #3061 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But seriously, they recommend googling cattle feed chicken litter which gets you: [link]


Jessica - Oct 03, 2005 5:33:26 pm PDT #3062 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Note the #3 hit!


tommyrot - Oct 03, 2005 5:35:21 pm PDT #3063 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Note the #3 hit!
...and thus, the cycle of life chicken poo continues....


Jessica - Oct 03, 2005 5:36:59 pm PDT #3064 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's the ciiiiiircle of chicken pooooooo / and it mooooooves us aaaaalllll.


Theodosia - Oct 03, 2005 5:42:36 pm PDT #3065 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Sarameg, I'd definitely consider seeing a chiropractor if I was you. I've had much the same problem and my guy has helped fix it up pretty good. Also, you can find motherly old lady chiropractors who don't make you tense up as much. :-)


lisah - Oct 03, 2005 5:47:55 pm PDT #3066 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

Thanks for all the Master/Slave alternative suggestions! I'm going to propose

Big Enchilada/Small Fries

Which I think was Corwood's?

Or, maybe just that Primary/Secondary thing. Although that doesn't seem to describe the relationship adequately. Really I'd like for my bosses to find out what term is used in the documentation that the rest of the very large organization of which we are a part produces. But that will not happen I don't think.

In other news, Bradley Cooper is hot as hell.


tommyrot - Oct 03, 2005 5:49:35 pm PDT #3067 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

grumble grumble stupid javascript links that you can't link directly to grumble....

If you go to the front page of the Chicago Tribune [link] and go down a bit, on the left-ish side of the screen, they have their photos of the day. One of the photos is of a jaguar kitten! And then there's this:

A goat carrying a monkey performs a tightrope walk during a performance to mark the National Day at Nanning Zoo Monday in Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region, China. The goat, standing on a disk, moves on a steel wire about 2 meters above the ground. The performance is one of the most popular entertainments in the zoo.

That is the most awsome picture ever!!!!


dw - Oct 03, 2005 6:06:51 pm PDT #3068 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

All the clean hydrogen we need to power the world is already contained in crystals at the bottom of the ocean called gas hydrates.

TRUE.

It'd be nice if this was true.

It is true. The problem is safely extracting the hydrogen (mainly methane). It's mostly in a frozen slush (due to the extreme pressure of the ocean depths) that would have to be effectively "mined."

The problem is that the frozen methane, if mined incorrectly, could cause an undersea landslide, and an underwater landslide could create a tsunami.


tommyrot - Oct 03, 2005 6:10:31 pm PDT #3069 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Plus, doesn't it smell like farts?