I assumed the TV ad was jokey.
I think Nate is my new boyfriend. Too bad he's apparently a college kid in another part of the country. I swear to god, I want weapons (of whatever kind) that come out of my sleeves SO BAD, but clearly not enough to make them myself.
The first thing that I thought of when I read about the male/female TV was that
Saturday Night Live
commercial for "The Love Toilet."
Jesse you scare me.
I had a very unsatisfactory lunch. Now I am already thinking about what I will have for dinner. I think it may involve ice cream.
erranding was successful AND I think I may have found the non-cheapo sunglasses I am gonna buy with my flex spend money. these..
I just did some proactive things. Now I'm going to nap in my car.
I'm watching the OC, and am considering a shower.
Oh, I almost forgot. Yesterday I got some money from the big tobacco company lawsuit settlement! What should I spend it on? Too bad I don't smoke. Maybe I should buy a single cigar. (The money went to the estate of my uncle. My share was about $15.00.)
tommy, I say buy a Serenity ticket and a coke to drink.
But I was gonna buy a Serenity ticket anyway. I wanna spend it on something ironic.
Who got the tobacco company settlement money anyway? I'm wondering how it ended up in my uncle's estate's hands. Maybe because he was a heavy smoker who died of a heart attack?
sarameg and other Czech speakers should check out this headline:
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