I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Sep 30, 2005 8:52:34 am PDT #2333 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

"she's very smart, but she's not working up to her potential".

I think every teacher I've ever had has said some variation of this. I've done a bit better at hoodwinking the bosses.


tommyrot - Sep 30, 2005 8:53:43 am PDT #2334 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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He totally needs to wear that through airport security.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 30, 2005 9:00:24 am PDT #2335 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm just glad that lately I've been getting what I think of as inordinate amounts of praise for the quality of my work. I mean, I'm working like a dog to get the amount I am done, but I don't think the basic quality is any better than what I was doing last year and getting 2-month afterwards "What's the meaning of this? WHO IS TO BLAME?!?" carpet calls.


Calli - Sep 30, 2005 9:00:53 am PDT #2336 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Wow. That's a damn fine Wolverine costume. And wearer thereof.


bon bon - Sep 30, 2005 9:01:14 am PDT #2337 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

ita, you have my sympathy. I fucking hate reviews!

I've been totally lazily coasting. I'm looking for a new job to forestall being fired, and, well, because I'm bored and unhappy being this underutilized.


Kalshane - Sep 30, 2005 9:02:16 am PDT #2338 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

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While the ingenuity and the effort put into creating those claws is impressive, and far more than I would ever put in to a costume, the cynical part of my brain thought "All that and he couldn't figure out how to make a pair of gloves that would hide the fact that he's got a keyboard tray strapped to his arm?"


shrift - Sep 30, 2005 9:02:52 am PDT #2339 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

This is why I don't want to have my annual review, yo. I mean, no one has held this position at the current volume of work that I am processing, but I'm sure I'll get dinged.


Nicklas - Sep 30, 2005 9:03:31 am PDT #2340 of 10002
"Either it's murder, or this library has a very strict overdue policy."

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Poor Jamey though, who had to wait through all that buildup.


tommyrot - Sep 30, 2005 9:03:50 am PDT #2341 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

At least our second-biggest client really likes me. He always thanks me for getting stuff done so quickly. He's also into old cars, especially Corvairs. I really impressed him when I knew about the turbocharged Corvair and correctly explained why the early models (of all Corvairs) were so prone to rolling over.

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askye - Sep 30, 2005 9:04:07 am PDT #2342 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

I don't know if anyone's posted about this...

Yahoo has an on their main page for a new tv by Sony. It's billed as "The world's first television for men and women."

I clicked the ad to find out why it's the first for men and women, but there wasn't anything, now I'm left hanging. I have no idea if my current tv is a men's tv or a women's tv. Or why their tv is now unisex.