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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Kalshane - Sep 30, 2005 9:02:16 am PDT #2338 of 10002

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

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While the ingenuity and the effort put into creating those claws is impressive, and far more than I would ever put in to a costume, the cynical part of my brain thought "All that and he couldn't figure out how to make a pair of gloves that would hide the fact that he's got a keyboard tray strapped to his arm?"

shrift - Sep 30, 2005 9:02:52 am PDT #2339 of 10002

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

This is why I don't want to have my annual review, yo. I mean, no one has held this position at the current volume of work that I am processing, but I'm sure I'll get dinged.

Nicklas - Sep 30, 2005 9:03:31 am PDT #2340 of 10002

"Either it's murder, or this library has a very strict overdue policy."

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Poor Jamey though, who had to wait through all that buildup.

tommyrot - Sep 30, 2005 9:03:50 am PDT #2341 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

At least our second-biggest client really likes me. He always thanks me for getting stuff done so quickly. He's also into old cars, especially Corvairs. I really impressed him when I knew about the turbocharged Corvair and correctly explained why the early models (of all Corvairs) were so prone to rolling over.

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askye - Sep 30, 2005 9:04:07 am PDT #2342 of 10002

Thrive to spite them

I don't know if anyone's posted about this...

Yahoo has an on their main page for a new tv by Sony. It's billed as "The world's first television for men and women."

I clicked the ad to find out why it's the first for men and women, but there wasn't anything, now I'm left hanging. I have no idea if my current tv is a men's tv or a women's tv. Or why their tv is now unisex.

amych - Sep 30, 2005 9:05:18 am PDT #2343 of 10002

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Maybe it comes with two remotes? And one of them has pink buttons?

Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 30, 2005 9:06:04 am PDT #2344 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

What, does it show Lifetime and Spike TV in split-screen?

tommyrot - Sep 30, 2005 9:06:18 am PDT #2345 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Maybe it comes with two remotes? And one of them has pink buttons?

It can be used both standing up and sititing down?

bon bon - Sep 30, 2005 9:07:31 am PDT #2346 of 10002

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

According to WaPo, it's more stylish.

Dana - Sep 30, 2005 9:08:08 am PDT #2347 of 10002

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I've been coasting for *years* in my job. It's a miracle no one's noticed. Or they've noticed and they don't care.

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