Lentil soup made with mushroom stock! Spice rack optional.

I did eat at a Vegan Vietnamese restaurant once, where various beefy staples were made as beef-flabored tofu staples. (Tripe pho, in particular.) Now, tofu does not have a stomach, so it has no stomach lining. If you had to choose, would you want tofu that pretended it was the most delicate waftings of a steer's nostrils, or the grimy guts of same?

And yet, tofu "tripe" pho.

Theo, where do you stand re lobsters? Do you not chase other people with the live lobsters? t /other people are funny

Theo, where do you stand re lobsters?

Above water?

Do you not chase other people with the live lobsters?

Every single time I go grocery shopping, I swing by the lobster tank, shake my finger at them, and tell them "REPENT! The end is near!"

No, seriously. I do.

We have a friend who always grabs packages of frozen fish sticks and holds it up to the lobster tank, informing them that this is what happened to their friend Skippy.

I love him.

Every single time I go grocery shopping, I swing by the lobster tank, shake my finger at them, and tell them "REPENT! The end is near!"

No, seriously. I do.

But do they listen? No. No wonder they're traif.

Whenever Leif gets in sight of the lobster tank, he wants to go see them yelling "I want see monsters! I want see monsters!".

Do you not chase other people with the live lobsters?

I've done that! And with dead ones too! And my brother wore the antennae/eyeball/head part tucked into his necklace long enough to get a picture.

We were all a bit smashed by the time the camera came out, though.

No, seriously. I do.

But do they listen? Not a one.

I think it's time for another Maine Lobster Game link.

Fishing in a bar or restaurant is entertaining and challenging. For $2.00 a cast customers can catch their own lobster dinner. Taking vending to a whole new level. If you own your own bar or expanding a vending zone, this is the ultimate vending machine for you.