Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.

'Safe'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Sep 27, 2005 8:28:24 am PDT #1272 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Vegans, though, I have no idea what to cook them.

Pasta. Stir-fry w/o any meat. Pad thai w/o any meat. PB&J sandwich.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 27, 2005 8:28:26 am PDT #1273 of 10002
What is even happening?

ita, that you would even know enough to google that scares me more than your krav ever could.

dw, what's poke salad? And what's this about boiling Coke?


tommyrot - Sep 27, 2005 8:29:31 am PDT #1274 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Pasta. Stir-fry w/o any meat. Pad thai w/o any meat. PB&J sandwich.

PB&J sandwich, cut up into cubes and deap-fried in vegetable oil.


Steph L. - Sep 27, 2005 8:30:00 am PDT #1275 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

PB&J sandwich, cut up into cubes and deap-fried in vegetable oil.

Mmmmmm....anginalicious....


Jesse - Sep 27, 2005 8:30:25 am PDT #1276 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You might as well tie booties on it and give it a hat. It practically has a personality now! How can you eat it?

So, you're not from a family that makes Mr. Turkey dance Thanksgiving morning, then.


Theodosia - Sep 27, 2005 8:30:43 am PDT #1277 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Is is Poke Salad or Polk Salad? I think I've seen both. (I know that Annie gets it out of your truck patch.)


Nutty - Sep 27, 2005 8:30:55 am PDT #1278 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Lentil soup made with mushroom stock! Spice rack optional.

I did eat at a Vegan Vietnamese restaurant once, where various beefy staples were made as beef-flabored tofu staples. (Tripe pho, in particular.) Now, tofu does not have a stomach, so it has no stomach lining. If you had to choose, would you want tofu that pretended it was the most delicate waftings of a steer's nostrils, or the grimy guts of same?

And yet, tofu "tripe" pho.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 27, 2005 8:31:31 am PDT #1279 of 10002
What is even happening?

Theo, where do you stand re lobsters? Do you not chase other people with the live lobsters? t /other people are funny


tommyrot - Sep 27, 2005 8:32:16 am PDT #1280 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Theo, where do you stand re lobsters?

Above water?


Steph L. - Sep 27, 2005 8:33:15 am PDT #1281 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Do you not chase other people with the live lobsters?

Every single time I go grocery shopping, I swing by the lobster tank, shake my finger at them, and tell them "REPENT! The end is near!"

No, seriously. I do.