I'm pretty sure my culinary secret boyfriend Alton Brown used either Coke or Dr Pepper as part of a ham glaze.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Susan W. - Sep 27, 2005 7:48:28 am PDT #1212 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
le nubian - Sep 27, 2005 7:49:37 am PDT #1213 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I'm pretty sure my culinary secret boyfriend Alton Brown used either Coke or Dr Pepper as part of a ham glaze.
Well, if Alton did it...
I loved his cake episode.
Betsy HP - Sep 27, 2005 7:49:39 am PDT #1214 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
"Push button. Hold hands under warm air."
My favorite alteration of this adds a third line:
Dry hands on pants.
Jessica - Sep 27, 2005 7:50:38 am PDT #1215 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
"Holiday Spice" usually = cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg, ginger. (And possibly allspice, mace, etc.)
Jesse - Sep 27, 2005 7:51:16 am PDT #1216 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That Pepsi sounds like it would be great as a ham glaze. And come ON, people -- in this country, "holiday" spice is cinnamon, nutmeg, maybe ginger, cloves. Like that.
le nubian - Sep 27, 2005 7:52:34 am PDT #1217 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
mace
I started laughing at the above. Don't attack me, ham!
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2005 7:53:01 am PDT #1218 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That Pepsi sounds like it would be great as a ham glaze
Except for the bit where there's PEPSI in your ham. And, well, ham in your ham.
Holiday spice sounds like ... like it's going to be a Penthouse Forum letter.
Jesse - Sep 27, 2005 7:53:33 am PDT #1219 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
le nubian - Sep 27, 2005 7:53:58 am PDT #1220 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I'm with ita, dammit.
Betsy HP - Sep 27, 2005 7:54:16 am PDT #1221 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
where by "classic" we mean "even a worse idea than Cheez Whiz but nonetheless is a 'tradition' in some misguided families"