You want me to wear a costume and come and work??? Crazy people.

Yeah, no. I won't be doing that. Every year, I get the puppydog eyes from the people in costume who know I'm uh, not normal, but hey, it's work. I need to be able to fake normal for my own sanity.

ita, you couls also put on a bikini and a sarong and go as that Yahoo chick.

I can't bear enforced fun at work.

But then, I hate people and joy and Santa Claus and kick puppies and laugh at crying babies.

Man, this day just continues to annoy the everloving fucking shit out of me.

{{{Nora}}}

I'm sure I've shared with y'all that a couple jobs ago they decided to take badge photos on Halloween Mandatory Costume Day. @@

In my badge photo I have a blonde bob and vampire teeth.

I just got a ticket a couple of weeks ago (from BWI) for about $220 roundtrip. You almost lose money by NOT going.

Don't forget lisah, I'm treating you to oysters and champagne when you come out.

If the worst should happen, juliana, know that you will be welcomed to SF with loving arms, cossetted and petted and taken out. Possibly shanghaied by Jilli and kept in a pretty cage in Seattle. After which, we'll all dress in pirate gear and lead a rescue party, and run through the streets at night. It would be an adventure based on the concept of Cherishing Juliana.

In my badge photo I have a blonde bob and vampire teeth.

Yum!

You mock my pain!

Only cause yer far away.

I am headed to work in about an hour,

Yay for the job!!

and I am worried that my back and knees are not going to cooperate

How long is your shift? Will they let you sit every so often if you need to?

In my badge photo I have a blonde bob and vampire teeth.

I LOVE THIS!

Post Toasties:

Is it possible for one tangerine to have 3-4 seeds PER SECTION?? Why, yes, yes it is.

I have been itchy on my left side all day. Finally figured out why. Stoopid t-shirt people put a TAG there. Why?? It's gone now.