It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Oct 20, 2005 9:44:59 am PDT #9531 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is anyone here subscribed to cooksillustrated.com?

I first read that as 'cocksillustrated.com.'

That domain is still available....


askye - Oct 20, 2005 9:45:32 am PDT #9532 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I hurt my leg/knee today. I have newish shoes with little kitten heels and I was turning to go down the stairs at work and I caught the edge of the heel and slipped and ended up sprawled down 2 stairs. Not really hard fall, but I wrenched my knee one way and my other leg the other way.

Then later, again making a curve, this time not near stairs, I caught the edge of the heel and my foot twisted and I almost went down. Same leg. It's shorter than my other and turns in a bit so I tend to step more with the outside of my foot and I do this, but I've never fallen on the stairs.

I have no advice about the asshole who thinks s/he's funny. I never know how to react to that.


DavidS - Oct 20, 2005 9:45:45 am PDT #9533 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Nevermind, Hec. I've gotta go...

Sorry - work has intruded.

There will be pictures later. This better be a GOOD cut!

Excellent.

I've scheduled a meeting with my boss this afternoon to explain to her why she's giving me a stroke. This should go over well. In effect I am initiating a conversation where I will have to take a full blast of critcism and then get past it. So fun.


SuziQ - Oct 20, 2005 9:48:15 am PDT #9534 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

They glued your ear?!? Back on?!?

Yeah, just call me Evander. Um, no. Instead of stitching the deep scratches, they put something like crazy glue on to keep the edges together.

cooksillustrated.com

Damn, I have a dirty mind. C O O K, Suzi, two O's....one C.


§ ita § - Oct 20, 2005 9:49:07 am PDT #9535 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm subscribed to cooksillustrated.com, Raq, as is Kat. I do it for the recipes. They've all worked very well for me.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 20, 2005 9:50:42 am PDT #9536 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

In effect I am initiating a conversation where I will have to take a full blast of critcism and then get past it.

God. I'd rather have to have my ear glued.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 20, 2005 9:50:57 am PDT #9537 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

which is to say, good luck, Hec!


DavidS - Oct 20, 2005 9:54:27 am PDT #9538 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

God. I'd rather have to have my ear glued.

It seemed better than a stroke.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 20, 2005 10:09:14 am PDT #9539 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I know. I was honestly empathizing, in a weird way.

Yeah, strokes are not good. I hope this meeting helps.


Atropa - Oct 20, 2005 10:10:27 am PDT #9540 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm all about "Well, I don't have a sense of humour about that, anyway."

This is what I do. Of course, there's one person that I said that to and he responded sarcastically with "Because you're a sensitive, unique snowflake". I stared at him and said "No, because I have social skills and can tell the difference between slightly barbed wit and being a prat."

In effect I am initiating a conversation where I will have to take a full blast of critcism and then get past it. So fun.

Ew. I hope it works out for the best.