Does anybody else miss the Mayor? 'I just want to be a big snake.'

Xander ,'End of Days'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Oct 20, 2005 9:54:27 am PDT #9538 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

God. I'd rather have to have my ear glued.

It seemed better than a stroke.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 20, 2005 10:09:14 am PDT #9539 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I know. I was honestly empathizing, in a weird way.

Yeah, strokes are not good. I hope this meeting helps.


Atropa - Oct 20, 2005 10:10:27 am PDT #9540 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm all about "Well, I don't have a sense of humour about that, anyway."

This is what I do. Of course, there's one person that I said that to and he responded sarcastically with "Because you're a sensitive, unique snowflake". I stared at him and said "No, because I have social skills and can tell the difference between slightly barbed wit and being a prat."

In effect I am initiating a conversation where I will have to take a full blast of critcism and then get past it. So fun.

Ew. I hope it works out for the best.


§ ita § - Oct 20, 2005 10:12:42 am PDT #9541 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I stared at him and said "No, because I have social skills and can tell the difference between slightly barbed wit and being a prat."

Heh. My standard response to that sort of thing is "Damned right I'm sensitive. Don't make me kick you in the nuts."


Atropa - Oct 20, 2005 10:22:54 am PDT #9542 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Heh. My standard response to that sort of thing is "Damned right I'm sensitive. Don't make me kick you in the nuts."

This urchin would be vastly improved if he was continually doubled-over in pain.


Thomash - Oct 20, 2005 10:27:14 am PDT #9543 of 10001
I have a plan.

hee hee hee


Katerina Bee - Oct 20, 2005 10:29:52 am PDT #9544 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

I once worked with a guy who would say dreadfully nasty things and then claim it was all a joke, we were too sensitive, we didn't have senses of humor, etc etc.

I'm afraid I took him down in front of everybody one day when I snapped that I thought adding "it's a joke" didn't make him any less an asshole and that we were all really looking forward to the day he transferred out. He couldn't say nuthin and the rest of us were happy until he left to make the other store miserable with his managerial skills.

~ma for extraordinary verbal skills and the power of righteousness for the meeting with the manager.


Volans - Oct 20, 2005 10:45:51 am PDT #9545 of 10001
move out and draw fire

That domain is still available....

(decides between using it for tattooed penises, drawings of penii, or pictures of roosters)

I do it for the recipes.

I've got a sub to the magazine, and I have the bible (New Best Recipe)...I guess what I'd be getting is the recipes from before I started getting the mag. Or cancelling the mag and saving trees.


§ ita § - Oct 20, 2005 10:48:56 am PDT #9546 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I guess what I'd be getting is the recipes from before I started getting the mag

How long have you been getting the magazine? Kat and I both get it (or at least, used to -- I think she still does). But even for the recipes I have in the mags, I find it easier to locate them online.

God bless full text searching.


P.M. Marc - Oct 20, 2005 11:04:31 am PDT #9547 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

We've got it, and if I'm employed full time before it runs out, we'll be keeping it. It's useful as hell for finding things in a hurry.