Though I have to admit, I expect the person to reply with, "I can't help it if you don't have a sense of humor, etc."
You should kick him in the crotch, then say, "I can't help it if you have sensitive nerve endings there."
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tommyrot - Oct 20, 2005 8:39:35 am PDT #9506 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Aims - Oct 20, 2005 8:39:46 am PDT #9507 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I'm all for the, "Wow. I didn't realize anal warts affected brain patterns that way. Huh." response.
Aims - Oct 20, 2005 8:41:33 am PDT #9508 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Also, I sent the letter for that position yesterday. When is too soon to call on it? The ad doesn't say don't call.
amych - Oct 20, 2005 8:43:35 am PDT #9509 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
if he was walking down the street and by accident stomped on someone's toe, he'd feel awful about it and apologize, even though his intent wasn't to hurt anyone.
This is a perfect analogy for these situations (at least for the ones where they really don't get the intent vs. outcome problem; maybe nsm for sheer asshole-ness) -- mind if I file it for later reuse?
dw - Oct 20, 2005 8:47:01 am PDT #9510 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval
You should kick him in the crotch, then say, "I can't help it if you have sensitive nerve endings there."
Or do the same, point and laught at him doubled over, and say, "I'm sorry, I just find physical humor to be far funnier than your cutdowns."
Sparky1 - Oct 20, 2005 8:47:09 am PDT #9511 of 10001
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File away, amych.
Susan W. - Oct 20, 2005 8:55:57 am PDT #9512 of 10001
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Also, I sent the letter for that position yesterday. When is too soon to call on it? The ad doesn't say don't call.
I'd give it a week or so.
Aims - Oct 20, 2005 8:57:12 am PDT #9513 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t stomp
But I want it NOOOOOW!!!
t /veruca
erikaj - Oct 20, 2005 8:59:14 am PDT #9514 of 10001
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We're planning on it, sj. Mos def. My plans don't often work, but I've started saving cash already.
vw bug - Oct 20, 2005 9:06:49 am PDT #9515 of 10001
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Hec! I'm having a hair emergency (leaving for appt in 15 minutes)! I need pictures of bobs that would look good on me. Stat!