Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Oct 18, 2005 8:58:13 am PDT #9181 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

DH is opposed to anything on the counter

From memory, so probably missing stuff, my counter has: spice jars, knife block, several cutting boards, tea canister, blender, juicer, waffle maker, foreman grill, coffee pot, toaster, wine holder, jug holding spoons, jug holding chopsticks, basket of little packets, phone, 2 cell phone chargers, fruit bowl, 3 turtle boxes with batteries and stuff in them, and more.

And I still want to have half the stuff that is stowed away more readily available.

Like, pantyhose, you mean?

I remember my first newfangled pantyhose fondly. What a delight.


Maria - Oct 18, 2005 9:06:51 am PDT #9182 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Timelies.

Pictures of me in the OTD will be available no later than the 24th, though the photogs said it will probably be next week. I'm still waiting for our friends from the House of Lazy Ass to give us CDs or links to their pics.

Cindy, I hope you're feeling better about things today.

Thanks again to all of you for keeping me from descending into a dark pit yesterday. Bitches are wonderful people.


Maria - Oct 18, 2005 9:28:19 am PDT #9183 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I killed the thread. OK, OK, I won't post pictures of me and the OTD.....


Aims - Oct 18, 2005 9:29:32 am PDT #9184 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

HEY!


Volans - Oct 18, 2005 9:31:40 am PDT #9185 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Well, I could've said pantyhose, I suppose, but then people might think I was sifting flour through the panty part, which, even with new hose, is off-putting.

OTD pix! OTD pix!


Maria - Oct 18, 2005 9:37:30 am PDT #9186 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Heh. I can be a manipulative bitch at times.

Well, I could've said pantyhose, I suppose, but then people might think I was sifting flour through the panty part, which, even with new hose, is off-putting.

Hee. The mental pictures in my head should disturb you all greatly.


Amy - Oct 18, 2005 9:42:58 am PDT #9187 of 10001
Because books.

OTD pictures! With Maria *in* the OTD!

::bounces::


JohnSweden - Oct 18, 2005 9:48:27 am PDT #9188 of 10001
I can't even.

OTD pictures! With Maria *in* the OTD!

Oh. Sure, that would be nice too. (I guess trousseau pics would be a little much to ask for, right?)


Maria - Oct 18, 2005 9:49:47 am PDT #9189 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Watch that you don't smack your head on the ceiling, AmyLiz. I don't have them yet.

*pouts*

Edit:

I guess trousseau pics would be a little much to ask for, right?

Bwah! DH (I can't believe I can finally call him that.) would probably agree with that.


Cashmere - Oct 18, 2005 9:55:16 am PDT #9190 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Also, the DH is opposed to anything on the counter, so no chance for canisters until we get a house with two kitchens. Seriously. He threw out my dishrack, and puts the blender and food processor away every time he sees them on the counter (which is about every day, since I use them to cook). Your housemates may vary.

Mine doesn't vary. He HATES anything on the counter. Anything. It's very tiresome. He also takes a personal dislike to anything resembling a basket in this house.

I think they're handy for keeping magazines handy, storing bits and pieces and for keeping fresh fruit at the ready for a snack. He thinks it's all clutter.