Tracy: Well-- That call -- That call means you just murdered me. Mal: No, son. You murdered yourself. I just carried the bullet a while.

'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Maria - Oct 18, 2005 9:37:30 am PDT #9186 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Heh. I can be a manipulative bitch at times.

Well, I could've said pantyhose, I suppose, but then people might think I was sifting flour through the panty part, which, even with new hose, is off-putting.

Hee. The mental pictures in my head should disturb you all greatly.


Amy - Oct 18, 2005 9:42:58 am PDT #9187 of 10001
Because books.

OTD pictures! With Maria *in* the OTD!

::bounces::


JohnSweden - Oct 18, 2005 9:48:27 am PDT #9188 of 10001
I can't even.

OTD pictures! With Maria *in* the OTD!

Oh. Sure, that would be nice too. (I guess trousseau pics would be a little much to ask for, right?)


Maria - Oct 18, 2005 9:49:47 am PDT #9189 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Watch that you don't smack your head on the ceiling, AmyLiz. I don't have them yet.

*pouts*

Edit:

I guess trousseau pics would be a little much to ask for, right?

Bwah! DH (I can't believe I can finally call him that.) would probably agree with that.


Cashmere - Oct 18, 2005 9:55:16 am PDT #9190 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Also, the DH is opposed to anything on the counter, so no chance for canisters until we get a house with two kitchens. Seriously. He threw out my dishrack, and puts the blender and food processor away every time he sees them on the counter (which is about every day, since I use them to cook). Your housemates may vary.

Mine doesn't vary. He HATES anything on the counter. Anything. It's very tiresome. He also takes a personal dislike to anything resembling a basket in this house.

I think they're handy for keeping magazines handy, storing bits and pieces and for keeping fresh fruit at the ready for a snack. He thinks it's all clutter.


Gudanov - Oct 18, 2005 10:03:18 am PDT #9191 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I fight a never ending war against counter clutter. The counter is never completely cleared off, but if I don't fight then eventually all counterspace disappears.


beth b - Oct 18, 2005 10:03:45 am PDT #9192 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

so much of my counter is useless....that it must be covered with clutter.

so. I have a bizzare egg poaching device for the micrwave. I never know if I will get reall poached eggs or pre-peeled hadbiolde eggs. today the latter. so I diched the fork dropped them on an englishmuffin and ate. Un beknown to me there was a steam pocket in one egg. which I bit into and burned my lower lip. oww.


dw - Oct 18, 2005 10:03:51 am PDT #9193 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval

one of those (freakish) people who keeps her flour in the freezer

Actually, there is a reason for this -- the oils in whole wheat flour can go rancid very easily, and the freezer retards this process. Ditto corn meal, though it also has the added benefit of slowing or stopping the corn weevils that always seem to appear.

New word today: eleemosynary.

Off to FINALLY, FINALLY publish the DOCUMENT FROM HELL.


WindSparrow - Oct 18, 2005 10:06:20 am PDT #9194 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Bosslady just left a message on the answering machine: She desperately needs me to cover an overnight shift because the overnight person had the hood of her car open, fly up and break her windshield while on the freeway.

I do not want to do this. at. all.


Scrappy - Oct 18, 2005 10:10:34 am PDT #9195 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

The only way I get through something like that is to figure out exactly how much money I am making for the extra shift, and then spend the whole time planning what little luxury I am going to spend it on.