Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Oct 17, 2005 9:19:40 am PDT #8899 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Gah, I gave Maria crap before I read Beep Me. I'm a bad Buffista.


Atropa - Oct 17, 2005 9:20:20 am PDT #8900 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Argh! I'm so sorry, Maria!


Volans - Oct 17, 2005 9:24:26 am PDT #8901 of 10001
move out and draw fire

{{{Maria + family}}} I hope they catch the perp right handily.

Em called me "mama" for the first time on Sunday in the airport.

Awww...


Maria - Oct 17, 2005 9:25:15 am PDT #8902 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Thanks everyone. I feel terrible with the almost non-stop requests for ~ma over the past year, but it's good stuff. I trust it more than detective work right now. The fuckSOBwit is gonna get exactly what's coming to him.

Suzi, don't feel bad at all. Hell, I want to see pictures RIGHT NOW!


Sean K - Oct 17, 2005 9:26:57 am PDT #8903 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

"And so, my bulbous orange minions, now that I have you assembled here before me, your orders are to go forth and conquer. Leave no brick on top of a brick!"


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Oct 17, 2005 9:31:13 am PDT #8904 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Aimee, congrats on being called mama.


Aims - Oct 17, 2005 9:35:18 am PDT #8905 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Thanks, Pete! I'm working "Peev" and "Gothmother" for your visit.


Calli - Oct 17, 2005 9:36:53 am PDT #8906 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry about the robbery, Maria.

Loads of "aawwwwww" about Em's new vocabulary, though.


Aims - Oct 17, 2005 9:39:30 am PDT #8907 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

One good non-wedding story:

Joe and I were taking Em over to Joe's mom's Friday. Em was tired and sleeping when we were supposed to leave, so I chose to let her sleep instead of waking her up and her being cranky. My mom took her over there around 5:30 and told MiL, "Em hasn't had dinner yet. It's in the bag." I had written a note and told MiL everything there was to know and told MiL that Em should eat between 6:30 and 7. We call her to check in around 7:30-8 and Em is SCREAMING in the background. I ask MiL if she'd eaten. "She had half a bottle." "Did you give her the food in the bag?" "Oh. I din't know she ate solid food. "

::headdesk headdesk.::


Cashmere - Oct 17, 2005 9:39:41 am PDT #8908 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Thanks, Pete! I'm working "Peev" and "Gothmother" for your visit.

Someone needs to get an mp3 recorder on this when you do.

I sadly, am "bopbopbop", not "mamma". No idea why. But when I ask Owen what Mommy says, he replies, without fail, "Bebe." He says baby with a French accent, I swear.