Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Volans - Oct 17, 2005 9:24:26 am PDT #8901 of 10001
move out and draw fire

{{{Maria + family}}} I hope they catch the perp right handily.

Em called me "mama" for the first time on Sunday in the airport.

Awww...


Maria - Oct 17, 2005 9:25:15 am PDT #8902 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Thanks everyone. I feel terrible with the almost non-stop requests for ~ma over the past year, but it's good stuff. I trust it more than detective work right now. The fuckSOBwit is gonna get exactly what's coming to him.

Suzi, don't feel bad at all. Hell, I want to see pictures RIGHT NOW!


Sean K - Oct 17, 2005 9:26:57 am PDT #8903 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

"And so, my bulbous orange minions, now that I have you assembled here before me, your orders are to go forth and conquer. Leave no brick on top of a brick!"


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Oct 17, 2005 9:31:13 am PDT #8904 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Aimee, congrats on being called mama.


Aims - Oct 17, 2005 9:35:18 am PDT #8905 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Thanks, Pete! I'm working "Peev" and "Gothmother" for your visit.


Calli - Oct 17, 2005 9:36:53 am PDT #8906 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry about the robbery, Maria.

Loads of "aawwwwww" about Em's new vocabulary, though.


Aims - Oct 17, 2005 9:39:30 am PDT #8907 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

One good non-wedding story:

Joe and I were taking Em over to Joe's mom's Friday. Em was tired and sleeping when we were supposed to leave, so I chose to let her sleep instead of waking her up and her being cranky. My mom took her over there around 5:30 and told MiL, "Em hasn't had dinner yet. It's in the bag." I had written a note and told MiL everything there was to know and told MiL that Em should eat between 6:30 and 7. We call her to check in around 7:30-8 and Em is SCREAMING in the background. I ask MiL if she'd eaten. "She had half a bottle." "Did you give her the food in the bag?" "Oh. I din't know she ate solid food. "

::headdesk headdesk.::


Cashmere - Oct 17, 2005 9:39:41 am PDT #8908 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Thanks, Pete! I'm working "Peev" and "Gothmother" for your visit.

Someone needs to get an mp3 recorder on this when you do.

I sadly, am "bopbopbop", not "mamma". No idea why. But when I ask Owen what Mommy says, he replies, without fail, "Bebe." He says baby with a French accent, I swear.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Oct 17, 2005 9:39:56 am PDT #8909 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

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Cashmere - Oct 17, 2005 9:41:15 am PDT #8910 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

::headdesk headdesk.::

She obviously didn't READ THE NOTE or LOOK IN THE BAG. *sigh*