It's like, in the middle of all this, I'm paranoid that you'll think I don't like poetry.

Buffy ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Oct 15, 2005 6:18:41 pm PDT #8683 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I wanna start the backlash to the backlash: "Be Indifferent to Clown Porn Now!"

Because there just aren't enough angry, passionately indifferent people in the world.


SailAweigh - Oct 15, 2005 6:37:03 pm PDT #8684 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Is it any surprise that the local morning DJ's euphamism for sex is "making balloon animals?" Clowns, they're not just for the circus anymore.


tommyrot - Oct 15, 2005 6:52:06 pm PDT #8685 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think it's only natural that any culture that sees a renaissance in zombies and pirates should also see an increased interest in clowning.

eta: Not that that makes it right....


Eddie - Oct 15, 2005 6:59:33 pm PDT #8686 of 10001
Your tag here.

Zombie!Pirate!Clown!


Connie Neil - Oct 15, 2005 7:22:50 pm PDT #8687 of 10001
brillig

OK, I've just seen a very odd thing. A friend of Hubby's brought over a DVD of naked female tanko drummers. A) I'm impressed that he thinks he can just bring over movies of naked sweaty women without being concerned for my reaction, and B) Why? The first few segments of just the women is quite interesting from a watching bodies move point of view, but the next segments involved men standing behind the drummers and writhing against the drummers in time. I'm not in the habit of watching porn with Hubby (don't tell me to start), and in any case living in a house that belongs to someone else is not the place to start.


DavidS - Oct 15, 2005 7:57:45 pm PDT #8688 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

A friend of Hubby's brought over a DVD of naked female tanko drummers.

Is that like naked taiko drumming?

I'm not in the habit of watching porn with Hubby (don't tell me to start)

You should start! How else do you expect to make a habit out of it?

Conversations with Emmett:

Emmett: [getting out of the tub] "Can you help me dry off?"
Me: "Sure."
Emmett: "Ewww! What's that on my foot?"
Me: "I don't know."
Emmett: "Is it a piece of straw?"
Me: "I don't know, but it's in the trash now."
Emmett: "Why'd you throw it away? I was going to keep it and name it Jeff. Jeff's a good name."


beth b - Oct 15, 2005 8:02:19 pm PDT #8689 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

poor jeff, the piece of straw. a sad , soggy , short life.


DavidS - Oct 15, 2005 8:09:58 pm PDT #8690 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ah, I found a review of "The Sex Lives of Clowns" (sadly, now discontinued). You can check out the disturbing cover which is the stuff of erika's mom's nightmares.


Steph L. - Oct 15, 2005 8:32:27 pm PDT #8691 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Emmett: "Why'd you throw it away? I was going to keep it and name it Jeff. Jeff's a good name."

This is how my parents came up with my brother's name.

It's become family legend.

Okay, not really.

Can I just say? So. very. tipsy. Made out with the gay boy whose house the party was at (he was dressed as Prince), and then ate Pixie Stix. Dude. Those really ARE pure sugar.


beth b - Oct 15, 2005 8:37:59 pm PDT #8692 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

perkins and I were hopeing for pictures of you in blue eyeshadow. ( Matt was just confused)