A friend of Hubby's brought over a DVD of naked female tanko drummers.

Is that like naked taiko drumming?

I'm not in the habit of watching porn with Hubby (don't tell me to start)

You should start! How else do you expect to make a habit out of it?

Conversations with Emmett:

Emmett: [getting out of the tub] "Can you help me dry off?"
Me: "Sure."
Emmett: "Ewww! What's that on my foot?"
Me: "I don't know."
Emmett: "Is it a piece of straw?"
Me: "I don't know, but it's in the trash now."
Emmett: "Why'd you throw it away? I was going to keep it and name it Jeff. Jeff's a good name."

poor jeff, the piece of straw. a sad , soggy , short life.

Ah, I found a review of "The Sex Lives of Clowns" (sadly, now discontinued). You can check out the disturbing cover which is the stuff of erika's mom's nightmares.

Emmett: "Why'd you throw it away? I was going to keep it and name it Jeff. Jeff's a good name."

This is how my parents came up with my brother's name.

It's become family legend.

Okay, not really.

Can I just say? So. very. tipsy. Made out with the gay boy whose house the party was at (he was dressed as Prince), and then ate Pixie Stix. Dude. Those really ARE pure sugar.

perkins and I were hopeing for pictures of you in blue eyeshadow. ( Matt was just confused)

but the boy dressed as prince does explain other things...

Chocolate martinis are THE BOMB. Am a happy camper.

I've never had one, but I did have the best dinner evah! tonight.

Beth B and Matt may join us tomorrow BTW.

Cool!!! The more the merrier, though, I'm fairly merry at the moment.

or just placed outside with a thong for modesty.

I vote this. I would laugh and laugh.

Breaking news: Mallory is crawling. Just started. And he's heading towards the power cord for the modem, so we could lose Intern