Jayne, you'll scare the women.

Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Oct 15, 2005 5:43:08 pm PDT #8677 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sadly, I looked up the spelling, saw the correct spelling, and forgot to change it.


erikaj - Oct 15, 2005 5:56:38 pm PDT #8678 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

It's not you, Hecubus. It's that I was the most serious, honest, credulous teenager in the Mountain Time Zone and everybody liked to tell me unbelievable shit, get me all curious, and then yell "Psych!" and laugh.(But you are a tease.) I think I still halfway expect it. I thinK I'd be okay with the makeup but probably not balloon animals. Buffistas has changed me because when the policewoman in "The Job" broke up with the transvestite I wondered if maybe she wasn't harsh.


DCJensen - Oct 15, 2005 5:59:35 pm PDT #8679 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Coming soon to Faribault, MN: A steak House and jazz club. [link]


DavidS - Oct 15, 2005 6:03:10 pm PDT #8680 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Now I'm picturing clown porn where one of the clowns engages in ever more frentic balloon animal-making.

There might've been balloon animals.


DavidS - Oct 15, 2005 6:11:07 pm PDT #8681 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oooh! Look. There's a backlash! Stop Clown Porn Now!


erikaj - Oct 15, 2005 6:18:23 pm PDT #8682 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

My mom is afraid of clowns...actually I think she's afraid of getting pulled up on stage and a clown was the agent of such an event once. She would be SO appalled, Hec.


tommyrot - Oct 15, 2005 6:18:41 pm PDT #8683 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I wanna start the backlash to the backlash: "Be Indifferent to Clown Porn Now!"

Because there just aren't enough angry, passionately indifferent people in the world.


SailAweigh - Oct 15, 2005 6:37:03 pm PDT #8684 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Is it any surprise that the local morning DJ's euphamism for sex is "making balloon animals?" Clowns, they're not just for the circus anymore.


tommyrot - Oct 15, 2005 6:52:06 pm PDT #8685 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think it's only natural that any culture that sees a renaissance in zombies and pirates should also see an increased interest in clowning.

eta: Not that that makes it right....


Eddie - Oct 15, 2005 6:59:33 pm PDT #8686 of 10001
Your tag here.

Zombie!Pirate!Clown!