Yeah, got married on mom's b-day, but when you marry a squid, you can't be picky about dates.
It's true. Many squid only spawn on one night of the year, and you want your wedding night to be special.
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Oct 14, 2005 5:30:59 pm PDT #8599 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Lee - Oct 14, 2005 5:35:06 pm PDT #8600 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
No pumpkin?
Sadly, no. I need to find a way to remedy that.
dw - Oct 14, 2005 5:50:32 pm PDT #8601 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval
I picked up the four copies of the DOCUMENT FROM HELL appendicies from Kinko's today. So, my part of the job is done.
Total cost for the four 360-page books with 21 pages in color, 20 title pages (on red paper), 4 tab pages, and coil binding? $207. Or, over $50 a book. For the appendicies.
And in December, we have to have 50 copies printed the same way. Hopefully, we'll get a big-ass bulk discount.
sj - Oct 14, 2005 7:05:11 pm PDT #8602 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I came home full from a night out with my friends, but now I really want ice cream. Coconut ice cream is one of my favorites.
DavidS - Oct 14, 2005 7:24:45 pm PDT #8603 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
We're back from Wallace and Gromit. It was cracking good and had a very appreciative audience.
We picked up Mexican food on the way home, so we're sated on all fronts.
You know what's a good kind of mail to get? The kind that starts: "Dear Author, enclosed is your royalty statement..."
Lee - Oct 14, 2005 7:47:19 pm PDT #8604 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Is 10:00 on a friday too early to go to bed?
sj - Oct 14, 2005 7:52:41 pm PDT #8605 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Not if you're tired.
dw - Oct 14, 2005 8:55:52 pm PDT #8606 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval
How do I know my wife loves me?
She bought me Heath Bar Crunch ice cream.
This after I bought both a new TiVo and a DVD recorder.
Volans - Oct 14, 2005 10:30:55 pm PDT #8607 of 10001
move out and draw fire
You know what's a good kind of mail to get? The kind that starts: "Dear Author, enclosed is your royalty statement..."
I want to get this mail! Guess it would help if I wrote something first.
And don't forget the military slang like BOHICA.
Mallory is standing on my lap, looking at the shelves of computer gear and art supplies and smiling like a fiend. I think he's planning Gravity Art.
vw bug - Oct 15, 2005 4:16:48 am PDT #8608 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Timelies!
I just called my mother. She answered and said, "Hi sweetie. I'm in the shower."
WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING THE PHONE THEN?
Well, apparently, she wanted to see who it was. I told her to call me back. Silly woman.