I came home full from a night out with my friends, but now I really want ice cream. Coconut ice cream is one of my favorites.
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
We're back from Wallace and Gromit. It was cracking good and had a very appreciative audience.
We picked up Mexican food on the way home, so we're sated on all fronts.
You know what's a good kind of mail to get? The kind that starts: "Dear Author, enclosed is your royalty statement..."
Is 10:00 on a friday too early to go to bed?
Not if you're tired.
How do I know my wife loves me?
She bought me Heath Bar Crunch ice cream.
This after I bought both a new TiVo and a DVD recorder.
You know what's a good kind of mail to get? The kind that starts: "Dear Author, enclosed is your royalty statement..."
I want to get this mail! Guess it would help if I wrote something first.
And don't forget the military slang like BOHICA.
Mallory is standing on my lap, looking at the shelves of computer gear and art supplies and smiling like a fiend. I think he's planning Gravity Art.
Timelies!
I just called my mother. She answered and said, "Hi sweetie. I'm in the shower."
WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING THE PHONE THEN?
Well, apparently, she wanted to see who it was. I told her to call me back. Silly woman.
Yay for royalties. No one brought me ice cream. Feh.
Dear Defrauders,
When you're posing as eBay in your phishing exercises, you look stupid when you send a "You're account is so gonna get suspended" e-mail to a person who has never had an eBay account.
Really.
Cindy
Oh, good grief, Cindy!