I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


dw - Oct 12, 2005 11:35:27 am PDT #8088 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval

Skipping a lot due to the continuing work saga of the 400-PAGE DOCUMENT THAT REFUSES TO DIE.

Yes, I'm sure it would be wonderful on some levels for me and Annabel to stay an extra few weeks at Christmas with my mom after Dylan has to go back to work. But I'm not going to, because I'm really hoping to have a job by year's end!

If you think my mom needs more company that much, YOU should stay on after YOUR husband has to go back to work. STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!

At first I thought you were talking about MY SiL, the preggo one. But then I realized that this was SiL Who Bosses Everyone Around, not SiL Who Pouts In The Corner Until She Gets What She Wants.


Lee - Oct 12, 2005 11:38:06 am PDT #8089 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What everyone else said, -t. If there is anything we as a group or me as someone who lives somewhat close can do, just let us/me know.


Susan W. - Oct 12, 2005 11:41:10 am PDT #8090 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Someone make me go tackle my manuscript. I'm rewriting a chapter from scratch; I want to finish it by tomorrow, and I have total writer's block.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 12, 2005 11:49:07 am PDT #8091 of 10001
What is even happening?

-t! I am so sorry for all you are going through. It is so good to see you here. I hope you do get a live journal. I hope things calm down to positively boring, right soon.

Could I ask you any more totally non-insightful questions about things I am sure you have already thought of?
Thanks for covering for me while I was picking up the kids and running out to get groceries, Aimee.

Susan, get your arse moving.


Aims - Oct 12, 2005 11:50:59 am PDT #8092 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Thanks for covering for me while I was picking up the kids and running out to get groceries, Aimee.

Hey, anytime, lady!


SuziQ - Oct 12, 2005 11:52:57 am PDT #8093 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Mom just called. They are finally taking her down to surgery, an hour plus late.

The woman had the gall to be upset at me that I forgot to bring her a Sharpie yesterday. She was going to write notes to her doc on her stomach. Or arrows. Or "cut here".

I was born into a loony bin.


-t - Oct 12, 2005 12:02:19 pm PDT #8094 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Your mom is positively awesome, Maidengurl. I hope the surgery is successful and easy on her.

t wallows in warm friendly puctuation


Susan W. - Oct 12, 2005 12:05:25 pm PDT #8095 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Susan, get your arse moving.

But battle scenes are hard!

t grumbles t heads for living room and manuscript


Lee - Oct 12, 2005 12:07:18 pm PDT #8096 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

The woman had the gall to be upset at me that I forgot to bring her a Sharpie yesterday. She was going to write notes to her doc on her stomach. Or arrows. Or "cut here".

Oh my. I can see how exasperating that would be from the inside, but from out here, I think I love your mom.


Gudanov - Oct 12, 2005 12:11:39 pm PDT #8097 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Sex scenes are hard too. Take a look at this sample:

Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon’s tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly.

And this is by Bill O'Reilly and he has his own TV show and everything.