Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
The woman had the gall to be upset at me that I forgot to bring her a Sharpie yesterday. She was going to write notes to her doc on her stomach. Or arrows. Or "cut here".
Oh my. I can see how exasperating that would be from the inside, but from out here, I think I love your mom.
Sex scenes are hard too. Take a look at this sample:
Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon’s tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly.
And this is by Bill O'Reilly and he has his own TV show and everything.
I love my mom, really, I do. I know she is feeling good when she drives me up the walls, so I can't complain too much, but well...I live to complain.
I have a sign on the door to my cube that says "Complaint Department". When someone starts to complain to me, I correct them and say that I'm the one who gets to complain, they just get to give me a topic.
-t - please allow me to add my punctuation to the pile {{{{{}}}}}. The universe just needs to lay off.
but well...I live to complain.
You sound like my daughter.
I just realized I wrote door to my cube . In my dreams. The sign is on the wall next to the WIDE OPENING to my cube.
A cubicle door is only some cardboard and duct tape away.
within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly.
I can't shake the idea that this means it left the mouth and is moving independently.
A cubicle door is only some cardboard and duct tape away.
I work with a bunch of engineers. It would be condemned before long.
logging in quickly and illicitly from horribly boring paid employment to type: -t!!! So good to see you!!! AAAugh! More bad news than you deserve, oh no!
(kicks Universe very hard on your behalf)
-t, the universe had better stop fucking with you, damn it.
I'm very angry with the universe on your behalf, and will give a stern freaking talking to/hold it down while you kick it repeatedly and tell it, "How's THAT feel, bitch???"