We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Oct 12, 2005 9:56:45 am PDT #8042 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

-t!!!!


vw bug - Oct 12, 2005 9:57:09 am PDT #8043 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

What is a quick minkee and why does it sound like a sexual act?

Deena has a dirty mind. Pass it on. (edit: although, don't be like me and google adult minkee at work.)

A Minkee is a blanket with really soft fabric on one side and a cotton or flannel on the other, like this: [link] They're often made for babies, but our quilt shop has kits for adults too, as they are soft and wonderful.


Aims - Oct 12, 2005 9:58:08 am PDT #8044 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

-t!!! YAY!!! HI BABY!!!


JZ - Oct 12, 2005 9:58:35 am PDT #8045 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

But, how do you feel about parachuting in an adult-diaper, JZ?

Queasy. I have the kind of fear of heights that sends me gibbering and weeping and almost puking not only for myself, but if I so much as see someone on a balcony leaning against the railing. I get ill just listening to Hec tell the story of his one parachute jump (on his birthday, into a soybean field in Ohio, many years ago). There may be a seekrit diaper jumper somewhere on b.org, but it's definitely not me.

Also, buckets of -ma to your mom and her stylishly boa'd IV stand.


vw bug - Oct 12, 2005 9:59:10 am PDT #8046 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

-t!!! So good to see you!


Deena - Oct 12, 2005 9:59:17 am PDT #8047 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Hey -t! So good to see you!

Now I'ma google quick minkee.

Oh, that was a cheat. It was all baby blankets and whale stories.

Aidan: bouncing so hard in his crib it's scooting all over the room.
Me: Kara, let's go subdue Aidan. Shall we smoosh him?
Kara: NO! That would make him 'splode!
Me: Like a pinata? Would we get candy?
Kara: No! It would be all bones and formula! And it would be a big mess in my room! And we'd have to nunu it! It's not a good idea.


beth b - Oct 12, 2005 9:59:53 am PDT #8048 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

-t!

have fun vw.

and susan's sil gets no pie.


Fred Pete - Oct 12, 2005 10:01:56 am PDT #8049 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Hi, -t!


-t - Oct 12, 2005 10:03:44 am PDT #8050 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hi everyone! I'm at a starbucks for the high speend connection so I can actually chat for a bit.

Unfortunately, I sprang for the connection because I have to figure out how to get our stuff out of our house. We thought it was only a little condemned and we'd be able to move back in after some repairs, but that is not the case. And sincce neitehr of us wants to spend anotehr hurricane season on the Gulf Coast, moving away now seems sensible. To where I don't know.

Remember when my life was boring and I never had any news? I miss that.


Gudanov - Oct 12, 2005 10:05:07 am PDT #8051 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Hi -t. I hope everything works out for the best with the move.