I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Susan W. - Oct 12, 2005 7:10:54 am PDT #7963 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Not it. Either it. Though despite how dreadful the timing would be if I were pregnant right now, I'd rather be pregnant than jump out of an airplane. I'm not afraid of heights as long as I have solid ground beneath my feet, and if there's a railing instead of a wall, it has to be above hip level. But I have trouble climbing ladders, I hate walking over sidewalk grates, and I get nervous in the front row of our church's balcony because the rail isn't quite high enough. So parachuting? Right out.


SuziQ - Oct 12, 2005 7:11:23 am PDT #7964 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Empress - pregnant or parachuting? - cause you were one of them....


Sparky1 - Oct 12, 2005 7:11:56 am PDT #7965 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Perkins, email me the specifics of theater and time.

Deena, a tiara shouldn't be a source of stress. I'm sure that your recipient understands, and wouldn't want you to worry about it.

Maidengurl, your helper from Boise is probably wondering how to get out of work today because the weather is do damn beautiful here. Or maybe that's just me.

ETA: Not terrified of parachuting, but never would. They used to land out in the same place where we'd practice launches and landings for hang gliding, and I would wonder why they'd bother -- all that sitting around and waiting for a jump when they could be actually flying? Silly.


Aims - Oct 12, 2005 7:13:55 am PDT #7966 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Empress - pregnant or parachuting? - cause you were one of them....

Um...neither. Although I did forget to take my pill this morning. And maybe I was parachuting cause I'm going to the wedding this weekend and it's bound to be full of shit??


Calli - Oct 12, 2005 7:17:03 am PDT #7967 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Pregnancy vs. Parachuting.

Well, parachuting is finished in under an hour. One way or another. (Probably faster if its another.) On the other hand, you don't finish a parachuting run with a brand new person.


Nicole - Oct 12, 2005 7:17:41 am PDT #7968 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I've been thinking of doing the sky-diving thing again, minus the broken coccyx. Which makes me think that a nice padded diaper wouldn't be such a horrible idea.

Hmm...

So jealous of Perkins, Sparky and Suzi going to see Serenity together. I wanna go.


Cashmere - Oct 12, 2005 7:19:59 am PDT #7969 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Hammock seems like something they should think about using because of the space issues that will arise from having to have 2 of everything.

They do make crib inserts to keep tiny infant twins in one crib. It's easy to do while they're tiny if space is an issue. But yeah, I can't imagine two bouncy seats, two car seats, two exersaucers...man, am I glad I'm having a single.


Volans - Oct 12, 2005 7:36:08 am PDT #7970 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Hmm, I've been pregnant and I've jumped out of an airplane, and as much as I hated the parachuting, I'd do it again before being pregnant again.

Not real big on the adult diaper, though.

Today was a big Serenity-fest. A stateside friend sent us the comics, and Robert and I turned out to have bought the RPG for each other. Still haven't seen the movie, so I'm not sure we can read the game, though.


lisah - Oct 12, 2005 7:41:24 am PDT #7971 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

They do make crib inserts to keep tiny infant twins in one crib. It's easy to do while they're tiny if space is an issue. But yeah, I can't imagine two bouncy seats, two car seats, two exersaucers

And she's really adamant about "BABY STUFF will not take over the house!" But I think she's delusional. She'll learn soon enough.

The whole thing is pretty hard to wrap the brain around! This friend having kids is the closest I can come to having them myself without actually being one of the parents. If that makes sense. We're very involved in each other's lives. I was totally going to get the third one if she ended up carrying triplets!


Calli - Oct 12, 2005 7:41:26 am PDT #7972 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Another day, another job application. <sigh>

This is one of those days that I feel like saying, "Screw the professional goals," and taking one of the regular job openings at my local coffee house. The dress code's flexible, one of my usual expenses would be comped, and I usually like the music they play.

Probably no bennies, though. I think I'd miss health insurance.