Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Nicole, when my alarm went off at 4am, I reprogrammed it, in my sleep, to 5am. I felt like I had slept in...it was wonderful. Since it only kept me from going into work an hour early, as I have been doing for the last 2 weeks, it was not a problem.
I'm kinda worried about my helper who is here from Boise. She has not appeared yet today. She is not answering her cell phone either.
So very much not it, I hope.
t runs in and touches her nose
NOT IT NOT IT NOT IT
I forgot to say -
NOT IT!!
Either one.
Not it. Either it. Though despite how dreadful the timing would be if I were pregnant right now, I'd rather be pregnant than jump out of an airplane. I'm not afraid of heights as long as I have solid ground beneath my feet, and if there's a railing instead of a wall, it has to be above hip level. But I have trouble climbing ladders, I hate walking over sidewalk grates, and I get nervous in the front row of our church's balcony because the rail isn't quite high enough. So parachuting? Right out.
Empress - pregnant or parachuting? - cause you were one of them....
Perkins, email me the specifics of theater and time.
Deena, a tiara shouldn't be a source of stress. I'm sure that your recipient understands, and wouldn't want you to worry about it.
Maidengurl, your helper from Boise is probably wondering how to get out of work today because the weather is do damn beautiful here. Or maybe that's just me.
ETA: Not terrified of parachuting, but never would. They used to land out in the same place where we'd practice launches and landings for hang gliding, and I would wonder why they'd bother -- all that sitting around and waiting for a jump when they could be actually flying? Silly.
Empress - pregnant or parachuting? - cause you were one of them....
Um...neither. Although I did forget to take my pill this morning. And maybe I was parachuting cause I'm going to the wedding this weekend and it's bound to be full of shit??
Pregnancy vs. Parachuting.
Well, parachuting is finished in under an hour. One way or another. (Probably faster if its another.) On the other hand, you don't finish a parachuting run with a brand new person.
I've been thinking of doing the sky-diving thing again, minus the broken coccyx. Which makes me think that a nice padded diaper wouldn't be such a horrible idea.
Hmm...
So jealous of Perkins, Sparky and Suzi going to see Serenity together. I wanna go.