{{{Bitches}}} Even for the happy happy good news having Bitches because a happy hug is just as nice as a sad hug.

Juliana, I hope everything goes well with the therapist. Remember that if you aren't a good fit with the therapist, you should find a new one. Especially if he/she starts off your first session with any sort of blame. Which I doubt but I wanted to throw that out there.

I can go to parties and socialize and interact with the other humans, but by and large, I prefer not to. That's not Aspergers, that's just me being a curmudgeon.

This. Or mostly this. From time to time I will actually crave human interaction. But it's much like my period in the sense that it's erratic and the craving only shows up about once a month. Not at the same time as my period, though, since that would be crazy. Bad cramps + loud room full of people = homicide and white chalk outlines.

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A year ago today, I looked like this.

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Oh, look at the pretty preggo Aimee!

This. Or mostly this. From time to time I will actually crave human interaction. But it's much like my period in the sense that it's erratic and the craving only shows up about once a month. Not at the same time as my period, though, since that would be crazy. Bad cramps + loud room full of people = homicide and white chalk outlines.

Could it be at the same time as you're ovulating? Hormones are bad drugs, man.

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Could it be at the same time as you're ovulating?

Studies show that women are more social, wear skimpier clothing and more make-up when they/re ovulating. We are the victims of our biological urges. Anyone who says that humans are "beyond" instinct? On crack.

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My period isn't always regular, but a lot of times I can tell that PMS is on it's way because I start thinking about sex all the time.

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Studies show that women are more social, wear skimpier clothing and more make-up when they/re ovulating. We are the victims of our biological urges. Anyone who says that humans are "beyond" instinct? On crack.

That's the norm. But if something is a tad off (and hormones are tricky little cheaters), it could be.

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But if something is a tad off (and hormones are tricky little cheaters), it could be.

I'm supporting the case, here. Ovulation = increased socialization, even if the occurance of ovulation is erratic. They coincide.

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The universe needs to make a special effort to treat Cass better.

I'm tattooing this on my fanny. And then the next thing the universe does to try and unhinge me, I shall tell it to take a good look and then kiss my ass.

Unemployment is filed.

I didn't take the test. Because I actually felt anxiety about the lj underwear one earlier and frankly I don't need that kind of stress. Currently commando, fwiw.

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GNARGH. I just opened a package of spoiled tofu. I didn't even know tofu could go bad, and the expiration date is listed as Nov 15, but OMGWTFEW. Easily the worst-smelling thing ever to be opened in my kitchen -- spoiled milk would be pleasing in comparison.

Guess we're ordering pizza.

Studies show that women are more social, wear skimpier clothing and more make-up when they/re ovulating.

Interesting. So if I went off my birth control, I'd be more inclined towards sociability once a month?

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I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sleepy.

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