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There's something about a food that moves all by itself that gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Joyce ,'Never Leave Me'

Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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EpicTangent - Oct 07, 2005 8:09:24 am PDT #7098 of 10001

Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Epic, I would change "what's going on at CompanyName" to "the opportunities at CompanyName," or something like that. "What's going on" sounds a little casual. Also, maybe, gossipy.

Thank you AmyLiz! That particular phrase was the one that bothered me most, but my brain just refused to give me any alternatives.

juliana - Oct 07, 2005 9:02:32 am PDT #7099 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

{{{brenda}}}

A cartoon most here will love: Two Lumps for today.

Sean K - Oct 07, 2005 9:05:19 am PDT #7100 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

There is a bee who keeps flying in our window. We've tried numerous times to shoo him back out again, but he keeps coming back. He's now hovering around our ceiling.

Sean K - Oct 07, 2005 9:06:47 am PDT #7101 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Two Lumps for today.

CAN'T. BREATHE.

LAUGHING. TOO. HARD.

DavidS - Oct 07, 2005 9:07:39 am PDT #7102 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

There is a bee who keeps flying in our window. We've tried numerous times to shoo him back out again, but he keeps coming back. He's now hovering around our ceiling.

You should put some honey on your lips and see if she'll come down.

Steph L. - Oct 07, 2005 9:10:18 am PDT #7103 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Two Lumps for today.

CAN'T. BREATHE.

LAUGHING. TOO. HARD.

AKATUWU! AKATUWU!

Sean K - Oct 07, 2005 9:15:45 am PDT #7104 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Steph is trying to kill me through laughter-suffocation.

Nora Deirdre - Oct 07, 2005 9:15:51 am PDT #7105 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I am starting to despair under all this constant back pain. I'm at the point where I just want to cry all the time and then maybe kill myself so no one else needs to hear my pitiful whining, and the noises I make when I try yo to move.

My body must know that I've hated it all along, even though I was trying to be good to it these past few years.

Trudy Booth - Oct 07, 2005 9:22:03 am PDT #7106 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

here's a hint for the whole world: if I ask you three times for EVERYTHING your tip gets shitty

today was be-waited-on Friday. HAH. So much for a treat. grrrrr

Steph L. - Oct 07, 2005 9:22:19 am PDT #7107 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

I am starting to despair under all this constant back pain. I'm at the point where I just want to cry all the time and then maybe kill myself so no one else needs to hear my pitiful whining, and the noises I make when I try yo to move.

Oh, honey. You sound like I did when my back was injured. It was unfuckingbearable.

What have you done so far in the way of treatment? Chiropractor? Physical therapy? Drugs drugs and more drugs? I can try to throw out a few ideas if I know what you've already done.

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