I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Volans - Sep 03, 2005 10:55:09 pm PDT #658 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Isn't it hella late where you are, Allyson? Writing after midnight on a Saturday seems unpossible.

Or, go write! Because I want to read it!


billytea - Sep 03, 2005 11:37:46 pm PDT #659 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Good date, then?

Hee. No, no date. AS has an exam in ten days, so she's home supposedly studying. (I say supposedly, because it sounds like she's done more housework than homework. Honestly, if that's what she's after, I can provide a better class of distraction.) But she did call, and that kept me up a while.


Trudy Booth - Sep 04, 2005 6:45:41 am PDT #660 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Huh. My neighbor, or someone at my neighbors, just had some really enthusiastic sex. And loud. Obviously loud, since I know about it.

I've been to Cass' place. Not only does she not share a wall with anyone, there's at least a few feet of yard between her and each of her neighbors. That's some impressive sex.


juliana - Sep 04, 2005 7:01:15 am PDT #661 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Just had a nice chat with Tom, too. waves to Tom Unfortunately, I had to cut it short because of a coughing fit, but I'll call again later. For now, I'm pro-couch drug. Or cough. Maybe I'm pro couch and cough drug. Yes.


Hil R. - Sep 04, 2005 7:35:49 am PDT #662 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Just went grocery shopping. I took a Zipcar, and when I picked it up, there was about 1/8 of a tank of gas. One of the Zipcar rules is not to return it with less than 1/4 of a tank, so whoever had the car before me is going to get hit with a fine. I'd reserved the car for half an hour longer than I'd thought I'd need, which turned out to be a good thing.

I grew up in New Jersey, where, by law, all gas stations are full service. I didn't have a car in college. So, I've never filled a tank of gas before. There was a gas station on the way back from the grocery store, so I stopped there. I tried the gas card. It was rejected. I asked the attendant. He said he didn't know what the problem was. I looked around in the car a little more, and found a slip of paper telling me that the PIN wasn't the number written on the card, it was something else. That pin worked. So I filled the tank about halfway, and then realized that the numbers on the display weren't moving. Went to the attendent again, who gave me this "This kid must be an idiot" look, and said that he had no idea what I was doing wrong. He asked if just charging $20 for the gas was OK, and I said sure.

Got home. Strained my shoulder trying to press the elevator button without putting the grocery bag down first. While I was putting my groceries away, one of the shelves in my fridge broke, and vegetable broth spilled all over the fruit drawer. Luckily, the only thing in there at the point was oranges.

Now, I'm pondering lunch. My plan was to make a salad, but I'm thinking there might be fewer places for things to go wrong if I just heat up leftovers instead.


P.M. Marc - Sep 04, 2005 8:20:16 am PDT #663 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Oh, Hil. I hate days like that.

I also hate pumping gas. I often wish all stations were full serve only.


Glamcookie - Sep 04, 2005 8:21:08 am PDT #664 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

You could move to Oregon. They don't let you pump your own gas there.


Trudy Booth - Sep 04, 2005 8:24:06 am PDT #665 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hil, be sure to talk to zipcar and get a discount for yourself as well as the looser docked.


Jessica - Sep 04, 2005 8:26:10 am PDT #666 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I pumped my own gas in NJ recently, but it was right outside the Holland Tunnel, so maybe the full-service-only law isn't as rigidly enforced that close to NYC? Or maybe the attendant was just being lazy.

Zipcar's lowered their prices for NYC considerably, and I'm thinking of joining. (They used to charge by hour AND mile in NYC, and now they've given us the same 125 free miles/day that their other cities have. The car rates are still pretty high, but for $50/year, free gas, and the ability to join Costco, it's looking verrrrry appealing right now.)


Polter-Cow - Sep 04, 2005 8:31:40 am PDT #667 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Huh. I've almost never encountered full service gas stations. I didn't realize they still existed.