I'ma steal all the girl babies and make my very own PRINCESS ARMY! ita will train them in ways to kill with a scepter. I will train them to wear heels and make-up.
It's like [book spoilers]The Diamond Age if Stephenson had understood the true value of a tiara.
OMG I LOVE Emergen-C. I mean, come on, it's fizzy and has vitamins. How can you resist?
RIO! Wanna help train my Princess Army in the art of ASSCAPS?
For the first time in nearly a week, I've found a job worth applying for, for an events and outreach manager with the Seattle office of the ACLU.
It amuses me to think of how much VCOB and ExArmyBrother's heads will explode if I get this one.
AIMEE! I would be honored!
Susan, that job would rock (and you would rock for the job). Go 'splodey heads!
WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST PRINCESS ARMY EVAH!
Crap! I keep forgetting to say things.
Sail, I hope the doc gave you something that helps the rash asap. Check in when you get home, please.
Stephanie - Ellie is so freakin' cute. Her expressions are so incredibly unique. What a doll.
Cutiehead baby girl pictures are making me excited to be having one. Yippeeee! Little over four months left to go.
Yay for Ellie pictures! So. Adorable.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST PRINCESS ARMY EVAH!
I'll sign Sara up. She's quite adept at: removing diapers, pouring liquids anywhere and everywhere (smiling impishly while doing so), and throwing balls (or, you know, other less appropriate things), all of which could be handy when defeating the enemy. She loves beaded evening bags, so I think scepter-waving would be right up her alley.