Because Ugli Fruit Paltrow really IS too mean to stick on a kid.
Not if he grows up to be a world-famous drag queen. IJS.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Because Ugli Fruit Paltrow really IS too mean to stick on a kid.
Not if he grows up to be a world-famous drag queen. IJS.
Okay, now I desperately want to meet little Gorilla Grodd L--
Bane L-- gets no love at all.
I mean, I'm pretty sure Hec and I baffle each other over our reading tastes and how we express them, and maybe even think the other's taste is inferior to our own, but I don't feel like that means we have to stop talking about what books we like and dislike and why.
You think my taste is inferior!?!
Just kidding.
For the record, I'm fine with Dylan decrying the trend of male names being gobbled up as female names, leaving a smaller and smaller pool of boy names (at least by cultural association). And I'm also fine with Jessica naming her future sprog Dylan no matter what the gender.
And I have achieved this zenlike equanimity through meditation vodka.
Dude.
Ra's Al [Lastname]. Yes indeed.
Let's do the porn star names thingy again! (first pet + street you grew up on)
Hello, my name is Fancy Sibley.
lost to women? What's next, sapping your manly humors? Giving you cooties?
Don't even get me started about cooties. Now that I have two women in the house I'm getting daily cootie shots.
Heh. I have nephew Ryan and a female cousin Ryanne. There's a slight emphasis on the "anne" part of the name, so it is possible to tell just who the family is talking about. It drove me nuts when I was married to a man named Mike and having a brother Mike, because I always had to specify which Mike I was speaking about. In the long run, duplicate names are duplicate names, whether it's directed at a male or a female. I still remember having a Health class with 5 Debbies in it. Oy.
I still remember having a Health class with 5 Debbies in it. Oy.Heh. Just like The Oblongs.
anyone who wants to change my mind can feel free to bite me.
Hmm... can we go ahead and schedule this? I'm pretty well busy through the end of February, but things start to open up in March.