Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
And I really really like his -- mph -- wife, so it's not like I'm all, "she's not good enough!" or anything. Still kind of smarts. Like a band-aid, or something.
Okay, enough of the Emily Misery Hour. Thanks! Really hoping my life could get a bit more even-keeled now. Please?
And I really really like his -- mph -- wife
Hee.
Okay, enough of the Emily Misery Hour.
Hey, don't do that to yourself. I mean, do it all you want to yourself, if it is what
you
want. But you get to be you here, you know, not only Suzy Sunshine.
I guess we'll all have to hate her on your behalf, then.
I just feel like all week I've been coming in here and dumping unhappiness and hijacking the, the... what's the noun we use for this? Anyway, I don't mean to.
In only slightly disturbing news, his little brother is looking quite handsome and is now single. Bad Emily!
I guess we'll all have to hate her on your behalf, then.
No, seriously, she's great. She's incredibly snarky and awkward and a Buffy fan and honestly perfect for him. Maybe I'm just getting to the point where I'm jealous of anybody else's happiness.
You haven't been though, Emily. You've hardly posted about everything that's been going on.
In only slightly disturbing news, his little brother is looking quite handsome and is now single. Bad Emily!
How little?
Aw, Emily. Glad this weekend is over for you. I know that had to be tough. I am sorry about your grandmother. Very, very sorry.
Still in Ohio. Went to the new Whole Foods, and kept a look out for Cahmere and O, because the ENTIRE FREAKING POPULATION OF COLUMBUS appeared to be in that store. I made mac & cheese from scratch for dinner, which my nephew pronounced "delicious" until he figured it was I who cooked it, at which point downgraded to "yucky." Sigh. He is kind of a brat. He's so mercurial. His sister, on the other hand is angelic, peaceful, mellow.
I'm tired.
How little?
Er, let's see, he's starting law school, and I know I went to his college graduation... more than three but fewer than six years ago. So not, like, illegal little. But younger.
{{{Emily}}}
I'm so sorry about your grandmother.
If you can't bitch in Bitches, where can you bitch? Also, if that's as petty as you can get, you're never going to place in the petty Olympics. Petty would be "She walks funny. Is that a perm or did she stick her finger in a light socket? Her roots are longer than my hair. Are those shoes or packing boxes?"
Still in Ohio. Went to the new Whole Foods, and kept a look out for Cahmere and O, because the ENTIRE FREAKING POPULATION OF COLUMBUS appeared to be in that store. I made mac & cheese from scratch for dinner, which my nephew pronounced "delicious" until he figured it was I who cooked it, at which point downgraded to "yucky." Sigh. He is kind of a brat. He's so mercurial. His sister, on the other hand is angelic, peaceful, mellow.
HOLY CRAP! Nora--I had no idea you'd be in OHIO! I need to go to Whole Foods tomorrow anyway, since we're needing milk. We just got back into town this evening from Kentucky/Indiana--long weekend, weird wedding. But we're home now. How long are you here for?
{{{Emily}}}