{{{Emily}}}
I'm so sorry about your grandmother.
If you can't bitch in Bitches, where can you bitch? Also, if that's as petty as you can get, you're never going to place in the petty Olympics. Petty would be "She walks funny. Is that a perm or did she stick her finger in a light socket? Her roots are longer than my hair. Are those shoes or packing boxes?"